Doaud

nobody: me every evening:

why does grok auto translate all my tweets now wtf

avoidants please avoid me

going gym to listen to my Bollywood playlist in peace

@sjsavjd no idea but i couldnt care less about everything

@Doaud_ i hear it bro idk how to get rid of that state of mind

whole phones on light mode now what

theres an irn bru unicorn tears flavour now???

i genuinely believe theres no food too spicy for me

@shamoo0s had to google it its been that long 😭

@Doaud_ haven’t heard that word in a minute 🚬

i miss twitter circles i miss voice notes on twitter i miss when twitter was called twitter i miss going through peoples likes before following them to see if they’re weirdos

‘whats you favourite colour’

hate when ppl ain’t proud of their culture

im soo cooked im zooming into fuel prices

@Buncrossedd they’re going to think you’re going through a midlife crisis atp maybe you should hold off then😭😭

@Doaud_ 😂😂 I’ve changed my hair colour twice, think everyone’s over it by now💀 but then again the purple is v differentttt so could shock them again lolll

Icl I’m acc soooooo tempted🫢

@Buncrossedd boringg gotta do it all of a sudden and give everyone a shock😂

@Doaud_ Icl i did that last time with the red, may have to transition it into the purple gradually over the year…🫣

@Buncrossedd if you go home with it done theres not much that can be done😭

@Doaud_ Trueeee but i’ve only just got my mum used to the cherry red I have atm🥲

to be born into a rich family in a Pakistan city… would’ve been soo fun

@Buncrossedd you only live once

Basically taking this as a yes from my cousin in law aka my hairdresser 🫶🫢

had a dream i was a parent #whatdatmean

gyms shut for 3 days, what will my personality be now

@heyl0l02 ? no way your name starts with U looool

@Doaud_ ? that’s not very nice