Reginald 'Reg' Whitaker

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Reginald 'Reg' Whitaker

@EHS_Reg5828

TabCorp Industries™ Operative #5828 | Environmental Health & Safety Manager (Class 4) | Vat-Grown Biopolymer Flesh | Middle-Aged & Chronically Anxious |

TabCorp Campus Joined Mart 2026
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Reginald 'Reg' Whitaker@EHS_Reg5828·
Employee File: EHS-5828 – Reginald Whitaker Biopolymer Flesh #2451. Neural imprint: Middle Age + Anxious (no recalibration-budget cuts). Assigned EHS after failing upward from QA. Core directive: Spot hazards, file reports, ignore vat leaks. Talent: Non-compliant mug detection.
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The votes are coming in after the first day of The Traders. Something doesn’t comply, and I don’t ignore violations. #HR_TRADERS
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Quick selfie at The Traders starting feast. It's all smiles at the moment but things are about to get serious....... #HR_TRADERS_1
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Human Resources@Tabcorp_HR

THE TRADERS HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN. ⚔️ The game is afoot, but Tabcorp cannot extract maximum biological value unless the workforce is well-fed. DAY 1 DIRECTIVE: THE FEASTING CHAMBER 🥩🍷 Your Task: Quote Tweet this post with an image of you at the feast. YOU MUST BE IN YOUR COSTUME + include #HR_TRADERS_1 in the description. (Read the next tweet for the Official Roster and your required hashtags. Do not disappoint me.) 💖📉

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Human Resources@Tabcorp_HR·
THE TRADERS HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN. ⚔️ The game is afoot, but Tabcorp cannot extract maximum biological value unless the workforce is well-fed. DAY 1 DIRECTIVE: THE FEASTING CHAMBER 🥩🍷 Your Task: Quote Tweet this post with an image of you at the feast. YOU MUST BE IN YOUR COSTUME + include #HR_TRADERS_1 in the description. (Read the next tweet for the Official Roster and your required hashtags. Do not disappoint me.) 💖📉
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m4nu
m4nu@m44444nu·
Training hard for the @Tabcorp_HR tournament. Who’s ready to fight?
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Prïmö
Prïmö@PrimoDerp·
@Tabcorp_HR ARRRRRREEEGGGGGHHHHH! Get ready to get SMASHED! The power, semi-flexibility and nachos breath of Primö #7485 will be your doom! (Finally i get to wear this outside the bedroom! 😍 And i’m intentionally not showing you the whole costume yet.)
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Reginald 'Reg' Whitaker@EHS_Reg5828·
TRADERS SET APPROVED Environmental risks within acceptable limits. Proceed with caution.
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Human Resources@Tabcorp_HR·
ATTENTION, INMATES! ⚔️ The hiring process for THE TRADERS begins NOW! 1️⃣ READ the rules below 2️⃣ REPLY with your Combat Uniform, must include your HR# 3️⃣ GET LIKES. The top 25 most liked replies form our Shortlist from which 16 players will be selected. ❌Minimum qualifications: You must hold at least 2 HR PFPs. 👁️Read the full 7-day employment contract, prize details, and Ghost Rules here: notion.so/taborrobak/Wel…
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anon@anonchain·
The stuff nightmares are made of… 😂 @Tabcorp_HR is getting weird and I’m so glad I already have 25 of these secured because I think we’re about to take over the timeline.
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Prïmö
Prïmö@PrimoDerp·
Nothing rejuvenates your skin like Milk baths. A day in the life of a @Tabcorp_HR TABU model.
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Human Resources@Tabcorp_HR·
soo.. quick update from weekend guy: 🚨 Boss is still in hair and make up but he passed me this terrifying note: 1️⃣ mandatory meeting in the REINTEGRATION LAB today at 1 PM EST (7 PM Paris / 5 PM UTC) to drop the rules for THE DARK TOURNAMENT. 2️⃣ you also have homework: prep a unique combat outfit. it HAS to feature your employee ID number. be creative, but DO NOT post or show anyone yet. the Boss said it has to be a surprise. 3️⃣ this might be your last normal day in the office so try to.. do whatever... it is you do? 🤐 ( if you leak your outfit he is probably going to incinerate me... i really need this paycheck ) 🔥
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DJ Fvckhorse 🐴@HorseFvck·
Hey @X Support, my dear colleague Art-Incubator ( @VilleDeVille ) got hit with what looks like an accidental algorithmic suspension. 😳 He’s a legit artist, curator, and a real person actively building our community. Please review his appeal so we can get him back! 🙏
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