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@FracturedLight0 Those are drug thoughts

Theo Von on the complexities of having a dick. “There’s times I wanted to just mail my dick to Africa or whatever” He then tells Joe Rogan about his movie Busboys, out April 17. Von is getting a lot of love the past few days, this deserves attention too. Von helped independently finance the film, promising a return to real comedy. “We made it ourselves, we wrote it, we did it. There’s no f*cking somebody saying I can’t put this in it.” “Like some of the streamers are like nah it’s too edgy for us or whatever. F*ck them. Then you’re out. You know what I’m saying? We’re doing our own sh*t

@Mappy6984 She is a hobble owner. She knows her dog is not nice and still walks it in public. And dosent pull the lease in. Freaks out with amps up the dog. The other dog was just sniffing. Bit bills should be illegal.

Lots going on

@fascinatingonX This is even worse for wemon. They choose the assholes they hate hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

🚨BREAKING: Scientists Reveal Eggs Choose the Winner—Sperm Don’t Win the Race After All YOU DIDN'T WIN THE RACE, YOU WERE CHOSEN

Sprinters have a crash landing at the finish line, a breakdown

@PokerGO @KevinHart4real Talking like that is funny when nothing is on the line. When money is involved it’s just bad taste.

.@KevinHart4real's pocket eights all in against Andrew Sasson's aces!!! Stream High Stakes Poker on PokerGO.com, live and on demand.

@Rare_Breduh4 Becuase they have the money for the tickets?

This TOO MANY white men and we know why…

@end3of6days9 Na that’s at least a couple hundred thousand

This couple paid cash for their house… then Bank of America tried to foreclose anyway?! 🏦😳 A Florida couple bought their home in 2009 with straight cash — no mortgage, no loan, nothing owed. One year later they get served with foreclosure papers from Bank of America. They didn’t even have accounts with the bank. For months the couple made calls, wrote letters, and tried everything to make them listen. The bank completely ignored him and kept sending foreclosure notices anyway — full-on harassment. They finally hired a lawyer and took Bank of America to court. After two months in court, the judge dismissed the case and ordered Bank of America to pay $2,500 in legal fees. But the bank still dragged their feet and refused to pay. For the next 5 months the couple tried to collect their judgment multiple times, but the bank just kept ignoring them. So they went back to court. The judge gave the couple permission to go to the bank and take as many of the bank’s assets as they wanted until they got paid. The couple showed up with a sheriff and a moving truck ready to seize bank property. The bank finally cut a check — but made it $5,700 (double what they were owed) to cover legal fees and the moving truck — and even threw in an apology (that they misspelled their names on 😂). In a world where big banks seem untouchable, this one feels like sweet karma. 🔥

@SeeRacists Jail for life

🚨🚨 BREAKING: Elite Las Vegas private school eighth graders caught on video brutally R*ping a male classmate on a field trip and pinning him down, using a flute + objects, punching him, and threatening to cut off his penis. Class president & golf champ Vaughn Griffith (15) filmed the whole thing on Snapchat and is now charged as adult. Second teen just certified as adult too.

@1776General_ Ai was just the cover up. It can’t really do what they said it can.

AI isn't taking your job. Foreigners are.

@BBMagaMom There should be a law that ads can only be placed in or on places that are free to use or go. If you have to pay for access no ads are allowed. It should be that simple.

🚨BREAKING: Samsung customers are pissed off to find out that they’re $2000 fridges are now displaying ads on the front, and if they disable them, they can’t use all the features of the fridge. WTF is this!?

@GregorioSh64773 This guy is a cia plant. How can he tell a story like that from memory. Trained on the farm for sure

Speaking of aliens, missing military scientists, and end-of-the-world predictions. Have you ever heard this one? This is one of my favorite stories told by Mr. Ballen. He tells about a 23-year-old kid's first solo flight that leads to a path of confusion then mysterious extraterrestrial interventions. Let me know if you'd like to hear the unedited story and I'll post the link to his YouTube page. Until then, enjoy this riveting story. #MrBallen #TomSegura #AlienEncounter #PilotMystery #ConspiracyTheory #Unexplained #TranceChanneling #CrazyStories

@SteelBuckeye7 So you admit that the DoE makes libtards?

Defunding education is how they make more republicans

@FadeAwayMedia Or maybe he is just old

💀 SOMEBODY PAID RIC FLAIR TO WISH THEM A HAPPY MARRIAGE ON CAMEO AND BRO WAS DRUNK AF TELLING THEM “WHY WOULD U GET MARRIED MF” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@ShitpostRock2 Some kind of nepotism.

In hindsight, what the actual fuck were they thinking?

@Sassafrass_84 Funny because he even looks like jimmy

How it went vs how it's going.

@Asiamc97 Why can’t we just take out our wallet out without women assuming we wanna pay?

Why can’t we just kiss without men assuming we wanna fuck

@platinombrero People stopped driving and demand plummeted

hey wait what happened when they cut off the chart on the bottom

@JeffreyLuscombe Why can’t democrats build one?

Why do Conservatives hate this so much? Anyone?

@GBX_Press Congress has nothing to do with it unless he uses tax payer money.

🚨 BREAKING ​A judge has halted the Donald Trump administration's $400 million White House ballroom project from proceeding without U.S. Congressional approval.

@ArtOfMusic_ Nobody touch their hair like they claim.

A tale of reverse roles