Elliot O'Dea

@SheaSerrano Chicano Batman

batman is mexican this is huge news

It’s amazing what you can find in your neighborhood… most people aren’t home during the day

I made a movie! There are many like it but this one is mine. Hosting a free screening and comedy show at 719 S Spring st on March 11 at 8pm. If you don’t like it, your money back. #shortfilm #film

@musakuru45 Bo Nix: give it to me straight doc, how fucked is my ankle Doc:

@Wisdom_HQ Pooped my pants

@Jaxweah I have $50,000 in student loans and medical debt. So I need $50,001 please.

I wouldn’t trust him. dudes a fish oil salesman.

you’re running out of time white boy the grains of sand pass through the hour glass white boy soon the prophecy will be fulfilled white boy and the curse cannot be undone white boy

@ChipotleTweets don't worry about what i'm sippin on. this is grown folk business.

tonite we let the vinny talk

@ESPNNBA @KendrickPerkins Whyterie Irving

"Everything. ... I saw greatness last night." @KendrickPerkins was impressed with everything about Austin Reaves after his game-winner against the Timberwolves ✍️

@thedarshakrana but what did all this teach you about B2B sales?

The teenager bagging groceries today asked if I wanted my bread on top. I said yes. He nodded seriously and said, "Good call. Structural integrity is everything." Then he arranged my bags like he was building a cathedral. His coworker laughed at him. But my bread arrived home unpunched, my tomatoes unbrushed. Sometimes the people who care too much about small things are exactly who we need.

@MileHighMims Bo-pe Leo XIV

You gotta bolieve

@dandinohill Russia

How did we end up with so many Corrupt People representing us?

@ChipotleTweets is Chipotle reading my diary?

glove box not included

@ChipotleTweets why do u need protein in a cookie? just get double chicken, fella

protein this protein that bro just get a chicken bowl

@Tyler_Polumbus Shut up. Shut it right up.

Broncos are playing in the big leagues today and they just aren’t ready for the big leagues…

@ChipotleTweets this is torture

something saucy coming soon 🌶️

@KeithOlbermann @grok where is this from

BREAKING: Oh nothing. Just a president who talks compulsively but has not spoken publicly in a week scheduling "an announcement" at 2 PM tomorrow, per Trump official WH schedule:

@stevewilldoit Btc

I turn 27 today. Sending someone 2.7k BTC cuz I love u. U changed my life. You aren’t fake demonic motherfuckers like everyone else in my life . I love u . Comment btc and like