Evan Gao

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Evan Gao

Evan Gao

@Evanatious

他, Did a backflip in front of Nvidia HQ in a maid outfit once, UC Berkeley 2023

San Jose, CA Joined Mart 2012
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Evan Gao
Evan Gao@Evanatious·
YO BOI IS AN AMERICAN CITIZEN!!!! 🦅🇺🇸🍻🔫
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NICK YINGLING
NICK YINGLING@zNickYingling·
Every morning I wake and get my recap and then watch the new episode. 😭💀
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Evan Gao
Evan Gao@Evanatious·
Yeah I'm having a good time playing STS2 why do you ask
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Evan Gao@Evanatious·
@itsmebeale I'm the biggest bird I'm the biggest bird
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Beale@itsmebeale·
First run in and it's already peak
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Tony Chau@SaskioLoL·
So about the diamond lux support girl from the wedding for those who missed it she actually responded to the tweet and dmed me her number I didn't even know she had a twitter anyways yeah we're getting sushi Study the Saskio way
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Just met a cute girl at the wedding i'm at like actually cute. genuinely attractive human being. we're talking. vibes are good. she's laughing at my jokes. i'm being charming. then gaming gets brought up, she says it "i play league" my ears PERKED up i played it cool. i said "oh nice what rank are you" she said "diamond 4" and that's where a normal person would have said "wow that's really impressive" and gotten her number but i am not a normal person my brain immediately went into autopilot and i said "what's your peak LP" she looked confused i kept going "do you duo? what's your solo only win rate. what champions do you play. are you a one trick or do you actually play the game" she said "i play lux support" and i said "so you don't actually play league of legends" the vibe was GONE her friend pulled her away. she didn't look back. i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn't even sipping doing MENTAL MATH on whether lux support can even maintain a 50% win rate in diamond without a duo my friend walked over and said "bro she was into you what happened" i said "she peaked d4 with lux support" he said "so?" SO??? i would rather DIE alone than let a lux support player think we're on the same level she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING opgg and i simply cannot overlook that could've had her number but she knows i'm higher elo and honestly that's worth more Study the Saskio way

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Beale@itsmebeale·
The secret they don't tell you is that good players don't want to draft Goblins so you can just get all of them
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Evan Gao@Evanatious·
@6pekreal Aatrox no longer has ankles after this game 😭
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6pek@6pekreal·
Bro NEVER chased a Singed again...
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connor@ConnorEatsPants·
@JDVance Your life is an all-time justification of post-birth abortion. Thanks for the invitation to criticize you and your fellow administration of Pedophile Rapists. What a sorry excuse for a father, husband, vice-president, Human, and Mammal. Suck this country's collective dick.
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JD Vance
JD Vance@JDVance·
Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.
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WhoDat950
WhoDat950@WDat950·
The President is a known imperial war mongering pedophile sending his nazi scum to round up our neighbors and murder us when we protest it meanwhile half of our government sucks the dust out his dick and the rest are just as useless as they always are I’m so fucking tired…
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Evan Gao
Evan Gao@Evanatious·
@NathanStanz Congratulations, good luck, and have fun being a father! Best wishes to you and Richelle
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Stanz@NathanStanz·
5 very long days in the hospital but Madeline was born on Friday I knew before, but Richelle is truly a queen and made a beautiful baby My heart is bursting
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Softlock Cafe
Softlock Cafe@SoftlockCafe·
@NoticeTheZ interviewed the worlds best minesweeper player (in his house) @Evanatious and it went exactly as you'd expect... LINK IN COMMENTS
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6pek@6pekreal·
Siv*r can't sleep after this... 💀
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ædish
ædish@aedishedits·
damn we should really get guns out of schools
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doctorbattle
doctorbattle@doctorbattle·
@fernified Happens when I reply to tweets. The doctorbattle bump
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fern@fernified·
why are people following me
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Beale@itsmebeale·
Im an oracle
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Evan Gao@Evanatious·
Fivve nights Y fredys
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