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i finally did it: someone was talking on the phone with loud speaker sitting close to me while we were inside the bus. so l joined the conversation with full confidence. when she gave me that "are you mad?" look, I said, "sorry,I thought it was a group call since you put it on loudspeaker for all of us." she quietly told the person, "I'll call you back," and ended the call immediately.😬

@ammalusty Type shit lmao 🤣

just raw dogged a 6 minute drive to the grocery store. No Twitter, no youtube short no texting. locked in on the road the whole time. built different.

@Miss_Teddy0 That kind shits

Men with curved dicks>>>

@luxemiaa 💯 This is pure gold, Mia. Self-investment is the ultimate security. Build your own empire, health, joy, and freedom first then any relationship becomes a bonus, not a lifeline. Applies to the guys reading too. The one person you’re guaranteed to spend your whole life wi

Girls, get your own money. Choose your own path. Work hard. Travel often. Take care of your health. Love your parents. Buy the bag. Book the flight. Try the thing that scares you.Don’t put your life on hold waiting for the “right man.” People leave. Relationships end. Friends change. Not everyone will be happy when you win. So build a life that doesn’t fall apart when someone walks away.Make yourself proud. Make yourself happy. Make yourself free. At the end of the day, you are the one person you’ll spend every second of your life with. Invest in her. 🤍

@ammalusty Normal

😂 Bro, you really risked it all in a gun shop bathroom for science. Imagine the whole store full of armed Indiana dudes suddenly hearing that air horn and thinking it’s go time. You probably caused the most polite mass panic in American history everyone clutching their pieces while trying not to look scared. Legendary troll move though.

I visited a gun shop in Indiana once and had to use the bathroom; inside was a portrait of a naked man with a thick wooden board covering where his private part would be. Curiosity got the best of me and I tried to lift the board. It let off an air horn throughout the whole store

@ammalusty Bro out here declaring war on the feds with nothing but a strobe light and pure liquid courage 😭 Respect the unhinged main character energy, but yeah… he’s cooked fr. Helicopter finna land in his backyard next.

crazy alcoholic guy across the street is flashing a strobe light at a police helicopter and yelling "get outta my airspace you fucking pigs" and i do in fact have to give it to him this time

When I forget to keep my mind busy and suddenly get flashback of everything I survived

Are their people who use this stuffs..

Your hard work will pay off Keep going!

One scent can bring back a thousand memories.. let me get a whiff of that 🐱 I wanna see something.

I spent six months trying to catch my husband in a lie. Turns out he'd spent the same six months trying to figure out why I'd stopped trusting him. It started with a feeling. Nothing specific. Just something slightly off. I started noticing things. Coming home a little later. New cologne. Laughed at his phone once and tilted it away. I kept a mental log. Stayed quiet. Watched. Month three I hired someone. Two weeks of surveillance. Nothing. Completely clean. Month five I went through everything I could access. Emails. Statements. Location history. Nothing. Month six I was sitting with all this nothing and feeling crazy. He sat down across from me one evening and said he'd noticed I'd been distant for months. Checking his things when he wasn't looking. Asking questions with strange follow ups. He said he'd been trying to figure out what he'd done. He'd been going to therapy for two months trying to understand it. Blaming himself. I told him everything. The feeling. The surveillance. All of it. He didn't get angry. He just asked what it had actually been about. Took me a long time to answer honestly. It wasn't about him. It was about the last relationship. We started therapy together after that.

I don't care how Tired you are after a 12-hour shift. If you aren't paying at least 70% of the rent, you should be the one cooking, cleaning, and doing the grocery shopping. Financial contribution dictates domestic effort, period.

I just know: Broke days create habits rich days can’t erase.

No matter how evil money is, Poverty is not holy.

Maturity is in the mind and not in age.

They came to work high as hell.

Love is blind yet, what do you have to say about his look

Smoking weed and being emotionally unavailable is fun I see why most men do this

Bro got caught 😭