Fake Chris Pyne

It’s been real. PEACE OUT ✌️ #auspol

Happy Valentine’s Day 💝 Please accept this stolen content as a token of my love.

When Scott Morrison asked “who fuckin tonight?” this is not the answer I wanted. #auspol

@TonyAbbottMHR who hurt you?

People smugglers and their customers are the only winners from Labor’s weakening of our border protection policies because ample medical treatment offshore and onshore was already available. Under Labor, it’s get on a boat, get to Nauru, get sick and get to Australia

Labor Strategists: “I think they’re going to hit us with soft anti-union rhetoric, paired with a targeted campaign on economic policy and tax cuts aimed at the middle-class” Lib Strategist: “surprise it’s captain cook motherfuckers”

i’m confused are we pro-boat or anti-boat now

Can’t wait for Craig Kelly to donate his shitty worn-out boots to the museum of democracy.

IT NEEDS TO BE AT LEAST THREE TIMES BIGGER THAN THIS

Can’t lose in Parliament if you don’t have parliament. #auspol

~ fIgHt tHe eLiTeS ~ says man who just joined organisation run by a banking exec, media boss, Sydney doctor, and big business.

Idiot man typing rant on internet announces policy that completely ignores the fact that idiot men use internet for rants.

Our Liberal Senators have always supported healthy lifestyles. That’s why they voted for the motion that it’s ok to stretch your right arm out at a 45 degree angle. What’s so wrong with that?

As the new ABC managing director I’m proud to announce that Play School’s budget won’t be cut, it just won’t increase as much as it would have under Julia Gillard.

Can’t have a women problem if we don’t have any women left.

I want it noted that I never supported the Prime Minister’s choice of rap song. Given the state of the modern Liberal Party, I thought “TO THE WINDOW, TO THE WALL. ALL THESE BITCHES CRAWL” was vastly more appropriate.

Peter Dutton outrageously uses parliamentary privilege to ask how to pronounce quaedvlieg.

High Commissioner George Brandis reacts in anger on hearing of the Liberals recent turmoil back home, August 2018 (colourised)

Congratulations to the Liberals for preselecting Georgina Downer again for Mayo! Surely this time!