ForgottenSlime

if jojotwt is like this over hotpants reveal i cannot IMAGINE what yasuho reveal is gonna be like

Wondering where the whole Lord Megatron thing started cause he doesnt give me the vibe of someone who just asks to be called such a title, he likes it dont get me wrong, but who came up with that and how did it spread

double texting is normal you losers just dont yearn enough

GUYS THERES A LINK GOING AROUND THAT SAYS ITLL SHOW YOU RYAN GOSLING SEXY BUTT BUT IT INSTALLS A VIRUS IN YOUR PHONE THAT MAKES YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS STAY SAFE

getting the random urge to reconnect with the evil people from my past

Optimus running over Swindle will never stop being funny

Hello look what I found

@maeemellow atleast you are strong and self aware enough to be safe on the road till you can relax

I cannot wait to smoke after work tomorrow I hate having to be sober to drive. KILL ME NOW.

how do ppl find women having body hair grosser than men having body hair??? in what world is a womans hairy legs more grotesque than hairy balls. i feel sick

@Jasmine59619972 TRUTH NUKE

Straight men's gonna see alnst anime and think mizitill is the main ship

i wish suicide was as easy as it is on TV

friend who got their leg amputated invited us over for dinner and wont tell us what it is

they don't make gay people like this anymore

he moves like a low level rpg enemy

i think white people need to be more comfortable realizing that there’s just some things you won’t understand as a non-minority race

when you slip a little in the shower and you know you died in your original reality but the quantum immortality kicked in so it's chill

THAT😭😭😭SHOULD😭😭😭HAVE😭😭😭BEEN😭😭😭ME😭😭