Freshness

9 bullets? 4 players? No problem. @EELeague #eel @Sash_CS @Shaundwcs @mickyfoz @dbdan_

iran said

This is Mount Fuji in Japan right now

Bass Windu is becoming an AI masterpiece. I want a full movie.

Maybe AI isn't so bad after all..

The funniest scam of the year is Sherpas doing food alteration on Mt. Everest expedition to trigger helicopter evacuation for climbers > charge $50,000 for expedition > make rescue insurance mandatory > add drugs in food of climbers > climbers feel altitude sickness > rescue climbers with choppers > insurer pays bills for rescue service > take commission from aviation company This is literally highest level of financial engineering at the highest point on earth

> £2/litre and we're not even a week into April this is coming

The future was much cooler in the past

My dreams when I stop smoking:

The ibuprofen trying to find the source of pain in my body

The only difference between you and Tony Stark is that he had unlimited API tokens.

“The average new hire was 42 years old in 2025”

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks