Klaus Hergersheimer

@Polymarket I thought they would be eating low residue foods to cut down or eliminate shitting. Of course, with Bro up there they probably had to take a shit ton of ribs and fried chicken.

JUST IN: Artemis II astronauts are now complaining about a horrible smell emanating from their toilet, may require servicing again.

Betas United 🙌🏻

This is so wrong but yet so funny 🤣 An Easter hack.

@Thebestfigen Jeez, it would literally take me 3 days to walk down those stairs. Going up....fugedaboutit.

In this scene, the director warned him that it was dangerous to go down the stairs like that and that he should just walk down, but he didn't listen.

Egg salad hotdog 🌭 Eat or skip ⏭️

@TheMafiaPoint Hoffa, Knockaround Guys

What’s a mafia movie not The Godfather or Goodfellas that everyone should watch?

@mymomcare Maria Bartiromos morning Trump suck fest more than makes up for it.

I am sorry, but I can’t stand Jennifer Griffin. Her distain for President Trump and Secretary of War Pete Hegseth, is prevalent in every reporting she does.

@drcateshanahan We mock overweight people their whole lives...now we have to hate them after they die too?

This is gross, so naturally I have to share. My accountant just explained crematoriums have adapted to the obesity epidemic to prevent massive...grease...fires. Here's what they do: Turn down the heat from 2800 to 1500 Bake the entire day, instead of minutes And put...

@mikjcal We used to be off on Good Friday and Easter Monday but those got kicked to the curb for MLK Day.

I’m actually really surprised to learn that for the United States that bangs on so much about Christianity that Good Friday and Easter Monday are not federally mandated public holidays for the whole country 🤔 Here in Australia the whole country gets a 4 day long weekend, and those who have to work get paid penalty rates for it.

@positivityofx All fun and games until Kitty jumps for the arrow and destroys a $10k screen

I love the way cats roam around with absolute confidence as if they own this world 😂

Omg this is horrible 🤣

@Hot_Pepper76 Going to see them in a few weeks at a small theater in Wheeling, WV. Don't really want to but the Mrs got the tickets. Yeah, I know, cool story.

16 years together, 30 million albums sold, and this was their first live TV performance, on Johnny Carson, 1986. I love brass, but this is rough. What do you think?

The only thing thats doing is keeping him cool on a hot day

@FinancialPhys Um....they swore an oath under penalty of either hard labor or death.

Why are US military personnel still obeying orders?

@RpsAgainstTrump She'll be a talking head job on Fox by Monday.

“Pam did a tremendous job…she will be transitioning to a much needed and important new job in the private sector.” 😂😂

@cnnbrk Hopefully he won't give the little cunt Qualified Immunity.

President Trump has ousted Pam Bondi as attorney general, a source familiar with the matter told CNN cnn.it/4tnEq9J

The dash camera recorded his final moments

@Fights_bro RSOs are school crossing guard wannabes. Punk ass bitches on a power trip.

Say goodbye to your license

@cctvidiotic Falling into the fountain really put the fakeness over the top. Bravo !!!

Plot twist she wasn’t ready for

@JTHEFOOL777 @washghost1 Every time I get my Colorado serviced they do 4-5 downloads on the computer. Some are for performance but most are to "enhance the driving experience". Last time I scrolled the screen I found they put Alexa on my truck. Told'em to remove it, said they can't. Cool story, I know.

@washghost1 New cars are all spyware anyway. Just one more reason to never buy one.

If my next car doesn’t have a cd player I’m just gonna get one installed. So if you need me I’ll be rolling with my cd player along with my 90’s music cd binder because I’m not paying subscription fees to listen to music