Georgie 😘

I've decided to start a thread🧵 for all the weird shit I've seen on Facebook Marketplace. Because there's been a few so far, and I feel as though a list such as this deserves its own thread....

Well, Eli Roth has lost his muchness. And WTAF was Patrick Dempsey's accent?? #Thanksgiving

Melanie is thinking "Oh how cute, Donald would love these! He'll think he's a giant!"

Not to wish away our lives but I cant wait for Wills & Kate to take up the mantle. At least that will be deserved.

I'd rather see Melania herself end up Queen of England than that disgusting, man-stealing, crown-chasing, poor excuse of a woman.

"Queen Camilla" - 3 years later and she is still NOT OUR QUEEN.

Why are we keeping Trump out of London? Seems a tad suspicious...

That last tweet was a joke. I've never done drugs. Well, other than what my doctor gave me. I probably never will. Maybe when I'm 100, I'll do a key just for the bants.

Charlie Sheen is really selling the aspect of drugs to me. Thanks @netflix

I still love you though, Charles. And Carlos. And Lewis. And Max.

F1 was funnier with Daniel Ricciardo. I said what I said.

Turns out acrylic nails are really good for Dermatillomania. I just ripped the falsies off instead of my own skin🙃

Im from London. I live just outside of London. For as long as I remember, Carnival has been a disgusting, dangerous, scummy event that trouble makers and criminals love to ruin. Cancel this shitty event and save countless lives & tax payer cash.

You cant ban people from private events. You cant even stop people from entering our country illegally, how you gonna stop 38yo Gaz from going to support Wigan???

LMAOO when you taking half your party's properties then? Their cars? Their expense accounts? I'd go as far to say half of you (if not more) break laws every single day.

No but why are Americans so obsessed with their heritage? "I'm 1/14th Italian and 3/16th Swedish" I get that your country is approximately 10 years old but c'mon now. That'd be like me saying "I'm 2/3rd Alcoholic and 1/4th Bipolar" I cannae do my ancestry, bc im a mutt🙃🙃

Oh but for the actual race, I support Lewis. I am a confused individual.

And now I'm confused because I'm a Sainz/Leclerc girly😂😂

Had a dream I was having coffee in Monaco and all the F1 boys sauntered past. Lando winked at me, so Max did what Max does, walks up to me, hands me a piece of paper with his number on it & says "I'll see you at 8" then looks at Lando, smirks and struts off.

Obviously, this is not meant to take away from the struggles some people face with infertility. This is simply a hypothetical what-if scenario. People can & do struggle with infertility for a whole wide range of reasons. This is not in anyway meant to minimise their struggles.

So what if it isn't an individualised problem, but rather an evolutionary one? These women aren't struggling with fertility. Fertility is struggling with society. If we dont feel safe, how can we procreate?

Wow. So apparently, there's research currently being undertaken to determine whether the "Male Loneliness Epidemic" is an evolutionary factor of women turning from men out of fear for their safety.