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@GedionApollo
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Nkt,heri ukose Kichwa lakini usikose matako
Bobo✨️@wa_mbui1959
Naeza kua nimekosa akili,adabu,matako😂lakini nywele jameni🥹🤭
Those big birds imenipupulia ile ya milky white fluid as I was walking to the stage😭😭😭😭😭😭I don’t know if balancing tears was because I was smelling bird poop or because everyone was looking at me and the matatu guys were saying ‘pole mrembo’ or because one was like ‘hebu jiangalie kwa side mirror upanguze uso’ bruh!!!!! Fuck the government!!!
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One of the biggest blessings a man can give to his woman is a vasectomy.
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Do you think women will make a big fuss if a man decided to have a vasectomy?😏😏
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Appartment naishi all married men hate on me juu I'm just a man living his life ..no wife just househelps n kids . Sasa kosa langu ni ipi ? They believe that I'm hitting on their women . Something that I can never ever do . Saa hii naskia wako na plans za kuambia management nihamishwe . 🤣🤣🤣💔
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The first accountability test for Kenyans is not to allow any governor into any elective seat 2027 this time we must press them to the core including those mpigs
Macharia Njanja@njanja_dennis
Time to talk about the state of healthcare in Kirinyaga County. Kerugoya Referral Hospital, the biggest hospital in the county has no medicine, inadequate staffs, na beds pia wagonjwa wanashare. In 2017, she fired 469 nurses when they failed to resume work after they went on a strike and she failed to listen and address their grievances. My homegirls wanateseka hapo Kabare dispensary or ni hospital as they haven't been paid February and March salaries. When they try to raise this issues, they're fired. These hospital don't even care about their mental health let alone how they survive without a 2 months salary. But Waiguru no kohiokia marinda County akiugaga Tutam cia ungui. Nakasirikanga sana na yule mumama wa NYS heist sana. @AnneWaiguru
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Don't provoke me to anger please.
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I’m engaged, and my fiancé recently found out I own a small apartment that my parents helped me buy years ago. It’s in my name, fully paid off. I’ve always seen it as my safety net. Now he’s asking me to sell it after we get married so we can “invest together” and put everything
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That Lilac Mwesh babe is so stupid and dumb. Na utapata she is a struggling Gen Z living somewhere in Thika Road with a job in town that she earns less than a 60k gross. She is from Ukambani and from her online goonish behavior, I can te her family is not that well-off. That means she got septuagenarian Cucus and gukaas on top of her aging mum and tap. If any of these above mentioned people got sick sai, God forbid they do, she would come here online crying for help with her other foolish Kaos kina Degrata, Muli and that gay retarted teacher. But she is so dumb to see this. She is supporting the very same government that's oppressing her for some small tokenism of less than $200. We will keep receipts of all those online goons and we shall be there no matter what.
As we all say in these streets, hating is out long-term investment and we will see the results in 2 years. Additionally, we might eat late, but I promise you we shall eat.
Your days are numbered. Continue praising this rogue, demonic, and corrupt government.
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Getting kissed and going home😅😅😅😂😂😂
Thank you
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