General Cryptor

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General Cryptor

@GeneralCryptor2

General of the golden master and leader of the nindroid army

Borg tower Joined Ağustos 2025

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General Cryptor@GeneralCryptor2·6 Kas

i made a strawpage! oversite.straw.page

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SKYLINE HUSKY@Skyline_Husky·23h

RED ALERT RED ALERT RED ALERT THE BOOMERS HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT AND ARE NOW OUTSIDE FACEBOOK

☠️💥⚡️Gregg 🇺🇸⚓️🛥️2A 👊🏼🇺🇸@crscrcdp8w

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General Cryptor@GeneralCryptor2·12h

@Ninjafanarin @JordanaWolfClan It’s in my programming to be a jackass, boy.

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Arin 🥧@Ninjafanarin·13h

@GeneralCryptor2 @JordanaWolfClan AYYYEEE, PYTHOR ANSWERED ME AND WAS A LOOOT NICER! Would it KILL you to be just as nice...?!?

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Jordana@JordanaWolfClan·1d

I was in Imperium during the time the ninja were sent to prison which I was actually unaware about this

Arin 🥧@Ninjafanarin

WE'VE SEEN THEIR MUGSHOTS AND SORA AND WYLDFYRE WOULDN'T STOP USING THEM AS REACTION IMAGES! 😭😭😭 Otherwise, it's common knowledge, I guess! I was already born around the time they went to prison! This is reason number 3 MILLION why I like Ninjas and CERTAINLY NOT THE COPS!

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@Ninjafanarin @JordanaWolfClan They stole Aspheera you nincompoop

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Arin 🥧@Ninjafanarin·1d

@JordanaWolfClan Doonnnnn't worryyyyyy, Jordana! They were sent to prison because they....well....hm.... I think they stole something from Kryptarium prison...?

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@cedarcats

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jina ☆@cedarcats·1d

I was refusing to say the pledge of allegiance in like 6th grade. woke child. hate america forever

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Jack@sodasyrup·2d

yeah #oppositeshipping

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General Cryptor@GeneralCryptor2·2d

@PinkTechMaster Schizophrenia

Sora ⚙️ #TeamFoundation@PinkTechMaster·3d

Why is everyone talking with themselves

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@achrissis__

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✧ lily@achrissis__·4d

they were born in 2014 im actually gonna throw oup

˙⋆✮ milly💋🪩@hrrysmullet

got me feeling like this: 👵👵

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Snek 🐍@LegoSnek·6d

Remembered this again for some reason

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General Cryptor@GeneralCryptor2·17 Mar

@an_actual_cell @scythehammer_

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🦠 average bacterium 🧫@an_actual_cell·16 Mar

i was looking at photos of niko on my computer during class, and some kid asked "why are you looking at dog photos". I calmly explained that niko was a seal, but they were adamant that I was looking at dog photos. "I know what a seal looks like, and that's not a seal", they said.