Hetli

james introduced me to a M.I.A. song that changed the length of all my telomeres and turned my eyes 3 shades greener..... and also a Solange song that lets me walk at speeds too brisk to be tracked by the naked eye.... i mounted them in a playlist helmed by a MUNA song...

kiss to my cheek name a bending art

my dick to your butt name a paravian theropod dinosaur

i tried to watch buffy and instead i watched all of deadloch....everyone go watch deadloch

Pubic Hair

(speed dating at the aquarium) Him: look at these fuckass penguins lol Me: next Next guy: what's up with the penguins today Me: ok next Next guy: (large scar on face) no time to explain. I am you from a future where Earth got ravaged by carnivorous penguins and Me: ugh next

Rachel Zegler reveals she has been cast in an unnamed musical film: “I wish I could tell you what it is but let’s just say you’re gonna SHRiEK when you hear. DONt expect spoilers thou…i can KEEp a secret!” (standard.co.uk/culture/theatr…)

Ursula Le Guin criticizes J. K. Rowling, yet stole her whole thing. 🙄

.@brennan_nnn

watching Dune 2 with audio description on my ipad while i watch a full Paula Pell interview on Seth Myers on my phone while my sketchbook sits on my lap so i can stare hatefully at a sketch i can't seem to get right

when easyfun made Be Your USA did he know what he was doing?

he boy on my wolf till i cry 🥲

stops me in my tracks every time

sending out today's corny text

your porn name is, I don't know, Cock Sucko or something, I forget the formula

@feeIcompIete throw my phone down on the magnetic charger and listen to music exactly

sometimes the apple store really is the third place

10 years since this diva was snubbed

make a little pout if you're obsessed with the new Dagny song....

Animal Crackers: Oops! All Camels! version

had too much diet coke and im going bonkers

steel eeveelutipn named Ironeon