Colin Johnson

@woofknight I never want Sushi. I never want parasites. I never want raw meat. Never.

Mathematical Thought For The Day:

@WrestlerChrissx Are there any soft surfaces? I believe sex should be a pleasure and not a penance.

Let’s fuck in the kitchen

@woofknight Himalayan pink salt water. Drink it till you puke.

@Soaringeagle45 Pecan Easy

Pecan

@gayimperium_ Talk about thick! That's one big man-wad.

RT if you can keep a locker room secret

😂

@downbadcomment I highly doubt that. And as an aside, I've never masturbated to the thought of a real person that I know. I make up characters.

@FrothyFriar Yeah. Here's my thing: D&D looks too much to the past for inspiration instead of the future, which is weird for an American invention. In my RPG universe the best spells haven't been created yet. In my game, the Gods are responsible for evolving their portfolios.

Deep in the Infernal Wastes, south of Drakkara, half-buried beneath the dunes lie the ruins of forgotten empires; shattered walls, toppled obelisks, and temples choked in drifting sand. Some whisper that these civilizations tried to bend the desert to their will, only to be swallowed whole. Within these ruins, relics of gold, obsidian, and stranger metals have been uncovered, sparking endless expeditions. Treasure hunters and scholars alike risk everything for the promise of riches or lost knowledge, though most return with little more than scars and haunted memories.

@FrothyFriar This is why armies do not clash in D&D. No one has enough dice or patience to make it happen.

Ok, everybody roll initiative

Renting is renting and buying is renting

@Jonasheimbro Is "bottom" you or the cow?

Bottom says hi

@itsstillkieran Next time, it should be "cupboards". Two guys scrunched up, sitting in a cupboard, trying to kiss and be sexy while being extremely uncomfortable.

I should do this again twistedmalemag.com/editorial-door…

@Neil37166348 I don't know what it is, I think most men have had a twin or triplets sex fantasy. It's weird, but irresistible. No idea why.

Twins 🤩🤩

@FrothyFriar If you ever see a fleet of moving trucks in a random, abandoned area, they're moving all the furniture for the Black Fortress.

"The black fortress moves. Sometimes it is in the mountains, sometimes in the desert, sometimes in the sea. Never the same place twice"

@AgathaChocolats I never liked BurgerKing anyway.

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity

@cartainst You are??? COOL! Can I be God Father?

im gonna get pregnant