Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️

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Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️

@HackingWeeb

【 STEINS;GATE • LAB MEMBER #003 OF FGL 】 Sorry, but could you repeat that? But with a bit more 'unf' to it.

21+ | Adult Mun | Minors GTFO Joined Mart 2015

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Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️@HackingWeeb·24 Şub

⠀ ⚙️ 𝗙𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗘 𝗚𝗔𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗧 𝗟𝗔𝗕'𝗦 𝗘𝗡𝗚𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗘𝗥 ⚙️ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ᴼᵏᵃᵇᵉ'ˢ ᴿⁱᵍʰᵗ ᴴᵃⁿᵈ ᴹᵃⁿ ⠀ #SteinsGateRP | #Multiverse | #MVRP

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Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️@HackingWeeb·22h

"Uh huh. Is that code for virginity or,"

Kurisu Makise ⋆˙⟡@FirmRelativity

"HUH?! Challenging as she shouted back. Looking just as, if not more red in the face considering she could hardly breathe throughout the assault. "I SHOULD'VE HAD IT TO BEGIN WITH!"

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Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️@HackingWeeb·22h

SPIT TAKE just as soon as he entered the lab and saw. There goes that soft drink he just got. "DAMN?!" He was only gone for a few minutes and bro's already mounting her??

Kurisu Makise ⋆˙⟡@FirmRelativity

"I'm not... your assiss—!" She couldn't even get the words out as she fell back into a hysterical laughing fit. Turning herself over to give him her back as a last line of defense where she huddled up like a turtle. Trying to protect as much of herself as she could. "OKABE!"

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Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️@HackingWeeb·2d

Looking forward to showing him his harem of monster girls now. 😍

Okabe Rintaro ⋆ ˖ ⏱︎.ᐟ@TemporalWhimsy

From Otaku to furry. Yeah he missed Steins;Gate COMPLETELY.

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Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️@HackingWeeb·2d

@A_ForgottenPast @TemporalWhimsy "Hm? Oh, yeah. He does that a lot. Even more than usual lately actually." He spoke of the guy along with her, as if he wasn't standing right there. God help him when these two start getting chummy and gang up on him with all of that shade again.

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‍‍‍‍𝐅𝐚𝐲𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞‍ ‍@A_ForgottenPast·2d

@TemporalWhimsy @HackingWeeb - shoulder. "What's with him...?" Was this guy unstable? Is she going to die tonight? Was it a mistake to come here? Oh, boy.

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Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️@HackingWeeb·25 Şub

"Yesss, ma'am!" Daru happily trailed along after, free labor aside. But Okabe was right. He was a simple man of simple 'pleasures' that was gonna be more than enough to hold him over for a while. Bringing a toolbox with, hoping that'd be enough for this intriguing thing that —

‍‍‍‍𝐅𝐚𝐲𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞‍ ‍@A_ForgottenPast

At what cost indeed... But he's right. It'd cost her an arm and a leg to have this repaired. And they probably won't even know how to treat it because it's not a ... normal vehicle. "All right. I appreciate it," she mutters, much as it pains her to say so. She appreciates -

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Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️@HackingWeeb·2d

@TemporalWhimsy @A_ForgottenPast "Mmmm..." He was going to let him be until one look back at the shower room, he decided to try something. "Are you sure you don't want any help in there, Faye my dear?~" Pause. "Uh..." He looked at Okabe confused. He doesn't remember him telling him her name, did he?

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Okabe Rintaro ⋆ ˖ ⏱︎.ᐟ@TemporalWhimsy·2d

@HackingWeeb @A_ForgottenPast "Uh-wah? What?" He answered in annoyance as he was ripped from his thoughts. Not realizing how he looked just standing there like that he only now just started spraying the place down.

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Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️@HackingWeeb·2d

@TemporalWhimsy @A_ForgottenPast Completely out of the loop as Daru rolled on his chair from one end of the room to the other. Picking up this and that until he finally noticed something was off about the guy he stopped cleaning to question. "Uh... Earth to Okarin? Hey."

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Okabe Rintaro ⋆ ˖ ⏱︎.ᐟ@TemporalWhimsy·2d

@A_ForgottenPast @HackingWeeb — too, but instead a shade of pink dusted across his features. What's going on..?

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Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️@HackingWeeb·2d

@TemporalWhimsy @A_ForgottenPast "Uh you said wrap, not clean. Besides, two minutes? Really? That's not even enough time to fini—"

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Okabe Rintaro ⋆ ˖ ⏱︎.ᐟ@TemporalWhimsy·2d

@A_ForgottenPast @HackingWeeb — bigger fool of himself here to distract from Daru's grimy habits. For a moment anyway as he then looked back at him. Scolding, "I thought I told you to clean things up?"

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Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️@HackingWeeb·2d

@TemporalWhimsy @A_ForgottenPast — make yourself sound even more like a basement dweller than you already looked, Daru. "No way, how much did he pay you? For some succ or..?" The whole shebang? Well she was staying the night so...

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Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️@HackingWeeb·2d

@TemporalWhimsy @A_ForgottenPast Huh? Oh right. Well it didn't take him long to suddenly forget Okabe was even here with them as soon as a slender figure entered his line of sight, he nearly fell out of his chair. Blurting out, "Whoa! You weren't kidding. It's a female girl in the flesh alright!" Way to —

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Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️@HackingWeeb·2d

@TemporalWhimsy @A_ForgottenPast "Because you just told me." HURR HURR– Got 'em!

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Okabe Rintaro ⋆ ˖ ⏱︎.ᐟ@TemporalWhimsy·2d

@HackingWeeb @A_ForgottenPast "What the— How'd you figure that?!" Looking over his shoulder at Faye nervously, hoping she wasn't hearing this.

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Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️@HackingWeeb·3d

@TemporalWhimsy @A_ForgottenPast "...It's a girl, isn't it?"

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Okabe Rintaro ⋆ ˖ ⏱︎.ᐟ@TemporalWhimsy·3d

@HackingWeeb @A_ForgottenPast "About friggin' time. What the hell were you doing? Actually, don't tell me. I don't wanna know..." Pinching the bridge of his nose as he had 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 idea. "Whatever you're doing, wrap it up. I have a guest on the way who'll be staying the night."

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Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️@HackingWeeb·3d

@TemporalWhimsy @A_ForgottenPast "Yo." What an introduction. Or rather return to being plot relevant again!

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Okabe Rintaro ⋆ ˖ ⏱︎.ᐟ@TemporalWhimsy·3d

@A_ForgottenPast @HackingWeeb "Ghh- I'm trying but he's not—!"

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Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️@HackingWeeb·3d

How cooked is Okarin if she spends more than one night at the lab?

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Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️@HackingWeeb·3d

He'll let the man sweat a little more for one more reply, it's okay.

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Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️@HackingWeeb·3d

"If I didn't know any better, I'd think that maybe she's just jealous you didn't give your precious 'sword' to her to wield, Okarin."

Kurisu Makise ⋆˙⟡@FirmRelativity

"I'm glad you made it far enough in school to learn how rhymes work. I was 𝙖𝙡𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙩 worried for a second there."

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Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️@HackingWeeb·3d

"Scrub... Scrub Daddy... Hey, can you say that again? Except this time all shy like, 'Sure, Daddy. Whatever you say!~'"

Kurisu Makise ⋆˙⟡@FirmRelativity

"Sure, Scrub. Whatever you say. Now as I was saying—"

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Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️@HackingWeeb·5d

YES! YES THEY SHOULD! THE HELL, MAN?!

Kurisu Makise ⋆˙⟡@FirmRelativity

Why are all of these e-thots finding her? Shouldn't they be going to Daru?!

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Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️@HackingWeeb·5d

@A_ForgottenPast @TemporalWhimsy "No bullshit— You mean it actually worked?!" All this time he dismissed the man's theories as crazy. But now?? "I don't know whether to be impressed or grossed out." Cautiously inspecting the defiled fruit. "Wha-? Even the stem is all reattached!"

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‍‍‍‍𝐅𝐚𝐲𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞‍ ‍@A_ForgottenPast·5d

@TemporalWhimsy @HackingWeeb - is that?!" she yelped, pulling the burger out of her mouth. . . . "... Did it— so it went back in time? But— why does it look all gross?"

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Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️@HackingWeeb·6d

@TemporalWhimsy @A_ForgottenPast "Like a microwave with a tumor growing out on the side." He answered sarcastically as the last bolt was screwed in before taking a step back and stood off to the side. "You sure this'll work?" Looking on at their Frankenstein of an invention, unsure if it even would.

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Okabe Rintaro ⋆ ˖ ⏱︎.ᐟ@TemporalWhimsy·6d

@A_ForgottenPast @HackingWeeb — moment. The matter of her ship that would come later, they all had decided. But for now... "How's it looking?" This supposed precursor to the Time Machine of theirs as he asked of Daru.

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Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️@HackingWeeb·6d

HE DIDN'T DO SHIT! "Oh man, look at the time. I should probably get back before it gets too late 'n junk." Tipping his hat down as he quickly shuffled past them, out of the lab.

Okabe Rintaro ⋆ ˖ ⏱︎.ᐟ@TemporalWhimsy

"WAIT JUST A MOMENT-!" WHAT IS HAPPENING?! WHY IS SHE TRYING TO GET DRUNK NOW— DARU!

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