Hazelesque, but ✨festive✨

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Hazelesque, but ✨festive✨

Hazelesque, but ✨festive✨

@Hazelesque

SRE. Makes DNS better. Maker. Survivor of cancer. 日本語のがくせいです。 See @hazelsmithphoto for my photography work. Opinions my own. Pronouns: she/her. 37. 🪿

Joined Mart 2009
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Hazelesque, but ✨festive✨
Ugh, I wish people were less scared of DNS. I keep meaning to make a zine or something and call it "DNS: Not Fucking Magic" because DNS is beautiful and I think it doesn't deserve it's reputation.
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Taylor Lorenz
Taylor Lorenz@TaylorLorenz·
"What you won’t get out of this is anything approaching 'accountability.' You’ll get the end of the open internet, cheered on by people who think they’re punishing a bully but are actually handing the bully’s biggest competitors a death sentence."
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@BevKDow @PeasantBiomass Can they sell them? If so, is there a minimum? Can they sell the entire consignment to a recycler or charity or something for $1? Or do they have to be sold for some minimum fraction of, uh, "book value" (ahem)?
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Peasant Biomass
Peasant Biomass@PeasantBiomass·
One of the deepest bouts of melancholy I’ve felt was when I as part of a landscape facility crew was randomly assigned to dispose of an entire University Library In dim lighting, I roamed each isle pushing a large trash bin, using my free arm to send countless books to oblivion
MythoAmerica 🌲@MythoAmerica

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Paul Bronks
Paul Bronks@SlenderSherbet·
"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour Pingu?"
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メッキアジ
メッキアジ@mekkiaji·
歯をきちんと磨こうねのIKEAの子サメちゃんたち
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サメのメシ
サメのメシ@meshi_same·
ケーキ食べるサメ!
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IKEAのサメ用アカ@ワタザメ
お友だちとピザをシェア 今年はどこに遊びに行くかの相談をしてるんだって
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SAMEs
SAMEs@same2_fanae·
ゆきー
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IKEAサメさん家族
IKEAサメさん家族@penginkitty·
IKEAサメ家族🦈 こっそり内緒🤫で温泉についてきたの🤫♨️沢山食べたいから〜よ〜く😋ガン見さてるの🤣🤫🦈🎀
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ぺぺ
ぺぺ@PQI39v5e2x1EbL0·
顔をのぞかせてくるサメ。
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なまこ
なまこ@samekochibita·
#IKEAサメ しらたま「久しぶりにケバブサンドを食べるの。スパイシーで美味しいけど、ケバブのお肉の柱にガブっていきたい…ってジョー君が言ってた」 ジョー「オレが言うたんちゃうけど、その通りや!笑」
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IKEAサメさん家族
IKEAサメさん家族@penginkitty·
うっわぁ~もうマジで美容室までついてきちゃったしぃ~💅✨ 春になったら即三輪車ゲット決定なんだけどぉ??♡☘️ 今日はもう完全に港区ギャルカットでキメちゃう予定~💄💖
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PANDA
PANDA@PANDA4km9·
飼い主の寝床を奪うサメ
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シャーくん
シャーくん@sharkun_same·
イケアでコーヒーブレイクだよ☕️ なんだか ホッとするよ😊
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