sore hands splitz

@cooper_m Piers Morgan is outraged

Get up the yard, you’re only a cod.

@StevieGrainger that'll be the yokes I'd say

Waiting for a 15 euro cocktail while surrounded by screens piping in sky sports news as the dj plays terribly bland Afro house remixes of Taylor swift

😅

@NoContextBrits it's bellend of the world

@katrionaos @MaynoothUni I don't know you, but wow, what an achievement . Well done and keep spreading the word

I have been promoted to professor through @MaynoothUni promotion scheme! my journey is an example of why you should never ever give up on yourself... 30 years ago I lived in a homeless hostel with my 6 month old baby Id left school with no qualifications (1)

@Dufferoo34 it's giving off "Pat Graces on a Saturdaynight" vibe

Ahhhh stop...

@EdTodayFM Houghton scores in Germany again

Darragh and Ray are going to try and slip the referee their hotel number after the game at this rate. #BAYRMA

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@CorkCoypu He was allegedly caught in bed with a Coypu from Cork

So when are we gunna discover the real reason #LeoVaradkar resigned?

@piersmorgan said the creep who hacked grieving parents phones ya cunt

Klopp is such a graceless sore loser numpty.

@StevieGrainger Is the missing word "bag"?

Killer meme drop 👊🏼

@WhispersNewsLTD We used to love the craic but now we love the smack

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@CorkCoypu he came up short

Did #BarryKeoghan or his penis win at the #BAFTAs?

@brownejoe08 Thats what I said to you when I 1st saw you play Joe

Please fulfill your potential 🙏🏻

@brownejoe08 🤣

@Herr_splitz Are ya mad I never ran that far in my life 10 yards either way for me ha

How does Van Djik get away with running 40/50 yards every time there is a tackle to get stuck in either players or ref 🤷🏼‍♂️

@CorkCoypu but your ickle arms won't reach

For a lot of people it's a Christmas tradition to wash their car but for me it's a Christmas tradition to wash my balls #Christmas2023

@despod you'd fit a bus through there never mind a bike

Bike lanes closed for the match.

@CorkCoypu You're shoes are only gorge

Here's a quick throwback picture of me. Please don't laugh, I'm sensitive

@NatBroadbandIrl *Eir have said

Hi everyone, Liam, Stacey and Gillian are online today. Send us a message if you have any questions or queries. #BuildingALimitlessIreland #NationalBroadbandIreland

@NatBroadbandIrl Hi guys. Broadband is out in our area today, Eir have the issue is on NBI's side any update on the return of service would be great. Unable to DM as it look for twitter subscription. Cheers