Hopium FC

Transfers that would be absolutely terrific for this summer: - Anderson / Tchouameni - Baleba - Senesi on a free - Kroupi - Literally any left back that can take over from Shaw Get these done and United can seriously compete in the league and cups. But I don’t think there’s gonna be 5 incoming signings unfortunately.

@FootballJOE I’ll save you a click: Carrick won’t work because Ole didn’t work. Trust me bro.

😳 "Nobody wants to say it, but Man Utd are sleepwalking into another crisis with Carrick" joe.co.uk/sport/opinion-…

Ok, but what if Atlético Madrid v Arsenal is also an entertaining watch? Is there a plan in place for that?

Why would Luis Enrique leave this PSG super team to join United? He’s built something so special! If I can watch United play even half as good as this I’d be crying happy tears. 🥲

@sweatyGullit I’m already dreading tomorrow’s watch after today’s. Hope I’m wrong though!

@HopiumFC simeone and arteta should be put in jail for terrorism

The quality of PSG vs. Bayern is incredible. And tomorrow we’ll have to watch haram ball.

@utdrobbo Would’ve asked for some hipster idiot over SAF

@Kieranf07061746 @ovoshedrack @ToshiBet @UTDKara 👍

@HopiumFC @ovoshedrack @ToshiBet @UTDKara Bruno has played with cavani and Ronaldo

Should Bruno Fernandes now be considered better than Kevin De Bruyne?

@ajenifuja_ahmed @ToshiBet @UTDKara Based on what this AI generated table? Goals and assists same for both players? And there’s another row for “goals scored”? Anything you say from now on can’t be taken seriously.

@HopiumFC @ToshiBet @UTDKara Judge by your self

@ajenifuja_ahmed @ToshiBet @UTDKara Not sure if those stats are counted here

@HopiumFC @ToshiBet @UTDKara How about the Portuguese national team ?

@UTDlarry McSauce

Hint: An unsung hero came from the bench in the 87th minutes and scored two dying minute goals that won the game 2_1. You breathe Manchester United if you can guess the goal scorer and the team 🎯

@aBrolly89 @silkyjohnson91 @ToshiBet @UTDKara

@HopiumFC @silkyjohnson91 @ToshiBet @UTDKara David Silva is better than Bruno. KDB is better than David Silva. So it’s not even a convo.

@thee01D @silkyjohnson91 @ToshiBet @UTDKara

@HopiumFC @silkyjohnson91 @ToshiBet @UTDKara That ur midfielder for one of the best goal scorer the game has seen. Bruno aren't shit, he has 19 assist and more than half is from set pieces. The only reason he is trying so hard to break that record is to make himself relevant because after he leaves his name will be forgotte

@CityXtrafeed @UcheUc36229 @ajenifuja_ahmed @ToshiBet @UTDKara 👍

@HopiumFC @UcheUc36229 @ajenifuja_ahmed @ToshiBet @UTDKara @HopiumFC in your family I guess

@churchill167 @Ibas1618259 @ToshiBet @UTDKara 👍

@HopiumFC @Ibas1618259 @ToshiBet @UTDKara He called your strikers names he didn’t downplay anyone

@CityXtrafeed @ovoshedrack @ToshiBet @UTDKara 👍

@HopiumFC @ovoshedrack @ToshiBet @UTDKara More reason why you're a fool 😂🙄🤡

@CityXtrafeed @dewunmymatt @ToshiBet @UTDKara 👍

@HopiumFC @dewunmymatt @ToshiBet @UTDKara You're nothing but a fool 🤡🙄😂

@CityXtrafeed @ToshiBet @UTDKara Usually takes a whole team to win those but okay 👍

@HopiumFC @ToshiBet @UTDKara Or is it the striker that got this eh 🤷‍♀️ Foolish hard @HopiumFC

@AfcHaameX @gunners4231 @cagiago_ 👍

@gunners4231 @HopiumFC @cagiago_ They are miserable idiots that lacking self awareness

Ngga we don’t even have hope for you 😭

@utdrobbo 🤣🤣🤣

Tell you what, you lot would've hated Sir Alex.

@ZaidBalll First half we were wide open. Manager made a change reacting to that, got 3 points. I’d say that was self preservation by the manager. This season, we need 3 points regardless of the performances, and we got it. That’s it.