Ian Tyrrell

@Sporf Looks older to me

14-year-old Tanzanian striker Dismas Shida Athanasi has announced himself on the world stage! 🌟🇹🇿 The teenager finished as the AFCON U17 Golden Boot winner after scoring 3 goals in Morocco, helping Tanzania reach the final and secure qualification for the U17 World Cup. 👏 With some of Europe's biggest clubs already keeping tabs on him, the youngest player at the tournament is proving age is just a number. 🫡

@AfcGrey_ Except Palace beat Shaktar who have qualified for the UCL

Winning the Europa League or Conference League DOESN’T make you champions of Europe. It’s the equivalent of the Championship or League 1 winner calling themselves the champions of England. It’s just embarrassing.

A really good watch if you’ve got a spare 55 minutes #cpfc youtu.be/oQgZU5LdNFc?si…

@BBCNews I'm currently aimlessly scrolling

Do you find yourself aimlessly scrolling? You're not alone bbc.in/4vw6TeN

@bphillipsonMP There's no such thing as a free lunch (breakfast)

We’ve hit a big landmark – 10 million free breakfasts served. 10 million better days at school – more children turning up, concentrating, getting on. 10 million easier mornings for parents – better drop-offs & commutes. Change doesn’t happen by chance, it comes with Labour. 🌹

@AW_CPFC Sangaré

Right who do we ask Sage to put in his suitcase from that Lens side?

@henryswainjourn @ralph_radford7 Only fly in the ointment it's Fabricatio Romano

@ralph_radford7 as you should be - he’s probably the best we could get 😍

Very very excited about this appointment

@HACKETTREF Remote

Easy - the TV Controller

@MattJFootball He Hacks knees

Make him captain #EFC

@Jenny_1884 If you tweet obvious nonsense (the kirpan is not carried as a defense weapon) you're going to lose what credibility you had

So Keir Starmer has no plans to ban ceremonial swords so I’m assuming that means it’s then ok for us women to start carrying pepper spray to protect ourselves. If they are allowed to protect themselves then so can we.

@HantsPolice Misinformation

@HantsPolice As a neutral I suspect it's Hampshire police who are spreading music information

@ronsterd89 Yes. Milk to scrambled eggs, water to omelettes

Mum always added milk into scrambled eggs. Do you ?

@Mikey_CPFC We're too late. Hackney is going to Everton

Wharton Kamada ———- Hackney Ozoh ———- Hughes Cheick

@Teamgrassroots_ Less of a handball than Hendo's in the FA Cup last year

You're the Ref.....what's your decision here ⤵️ 📸 Daisy Hill FC

@lukefuller__ But get on with it before all our transfer targets go elsewhere

No pressure Parish but Sage would be an unbelievable appointment, would be a real sign of intent and a willingness to build on what Glasner had built in the last two years. Before the World Cup would be even better.

@Luke_Seychell If prevaricate too long replacing him we'll lose out on Summer transfers. Guessand gone, Hackney going elsewhere already

Honestly feels so nice to have a manager leave on a high and not be sacked. Get the main stand named after him, legend.

@spencermorgan93 If the 3 bottom prem clubs were better than all the championship they'd all come straight back up. That rarely happens. Villa are better than the bottom 12 ECL minimum, Palace better than the bottom 12 Europa

Only accepting the European trophy chat from fans of teams that have won the CL The other two, especially under new format, are the European equivalent of the championship and league one If you’re in Europa there are automatically 36 teams above you. And 72 if in conference

@VoltarianFist Assistant refs only cover half the pitch on each side

One new rule of football I propose is; the two linesmen should have vanishing foam spray- they should mark the exact spots the ball goes out of play, so the impending throw-ins are taken right there.

@rj_abel It's not British values either

Ed Davey has urged Bridget Phillipson to withdraw EHRC guidance protecting women-only toilets and changing rooms—guidance based on the Supreme Court’s Equality Act ruling. Calling it incompatible with “British values”, he’s chosen a side. It isn’t women.