Ted

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Ted

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@ItsrealTed

Just an average bear, doing fucked up shit. **PARODY**

Joined Ekim 2013
16 Following566 Followers
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this is ur pilot speaking, if u look over to the left wing u will see that we are fuckin lit my nigga lmao
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When snapchat says "added by phone #" but you don't know them
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Too soon?
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Me: Hi how are you? Customer: *Ignores me* Me: Okay I'll just go f*ck myself
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Teacher: You need to cross multiply "Which one of you is Multiply"
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When the teacher wishes you good luck before the exam
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Senior year: the time where you meet people two months before you graduate you wish you'd met two years ago
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when your headphones are broken and you find that position thats just right to get them to work
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When u find out ur phone wasn't charging overnight
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Being in a relationship is about getting a large fry when u wanted a small cuz ur gf is gonna eat em even tho she said she didn't want any
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all I want is you & a 4.0 gpa
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the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah
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slim thick wit yo triple textin trust issue havin ass
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How many faces y'all see 👀 I see 5
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