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@LisaSuth1988 Your husband 😂

@LisaSuth1988 You married?

@NoContextBrits Bin

Describe this meal in one word.

Guys!! shove whatever beer you have in the freezer for 24min 16secs. You’ll thank me all summer.

@UnbelievbleJeff Tony Warner

Name a random Premier League goalkeeper 😂 We’ll start with Ali Al-Habsi…

@benonwine The Teachers I had growing up.

Former New Jersey teacher Julie Rizzitello has been sentenced to 20 years in prison after being convicted over sexual relationships with underage students. One victim reportedly even got her pregnant. Prosecutors said the abuse went far beyond the classroom and also involved her family’s business. A complete betrayal of trust by someone put in a position to protect children. Parents send their kids to school believing they’ll be safe. Stories like this destroy that trust.

@90sfootball Brylcreem was offside.

The 1⃣9⃣9⃣8⃣ Champions League Final.

@The_AJC_ @NicoSchira And there’s us talking about being a serious club again

Juventus are interested in Nicolas Jackson but Chelsea are asking for €60-65m to sell him. This is impossible for Juve unless the blues open to a loan plus option to buy format (@NicoSchira )

@FabrizioRomano Talk about Inter Milan you fraud.

🔴⚪️ River Plate have reached 105 consecutive sold-out matches, with more than 85.000 fans in attendance at the Mâs Monumental. This was the team’s reception at the latest Superclásico against Boca Juniors. ⤵️🎥

@ActivePatriotUK I thought you meant Jimmy Bullard.

Look who I bumped into on the way to macdonalds this morning in Thailand 😲

@TouchlineX @Gazzetta_it And what exactly is he supposed to do with players that are at a level of non league football? 🤣

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Pep Guardiola is open to becoming the new Italy manager! — @Gazzetta_it

@IRONSSSS Think you need to calm the fuck down.

Useless. That was a must win game. Summerville and Bowen went hiding. That’s the difference between us and Forrest - they have MGW who steps up when it matters. Soucek woeful. That’s us down I’m afraid

@BMLSTHolder @priceywhufc You want me to grab you one of those half and half scarfs mate?

@priceywhufc @Izithema Oi oi ⚒️⚒️

@Amandaholdens How long before we see the Les Dennis “I’ve shagged that” meme?

@BMLSTHolder @priceywhufc Stop missing your trains then and I will.

@Izithema @priceywhufc Get the beers in ya big welly

@MissBcoyi @Misswhu42milli1 You look better now than you did then Jimmy 🤣

@Misswhu42milli1 @Izithema I was cuter then than now 🤣

@Misswhu42milli1 @MissBcoyi 😂 😂

@MissBcoyi @Izithema Alright Jim 🥇