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No white baby you are not “crine” you are roflcopter.

when i hear a short person say “when i was little”

Bro your hairline is fine you just have an Irish head

Film and Television is rapidly becoming an industry wherein original works are ignored in favor or rehashing the same handful of older works, which is a strategy that killed opera and the symphony orchestra. If only a charismatic young star would say something about this

The cat tries to use telepathy to cheat on the test, but the duck didnt study either.

CITIZEN! A SUBLITERATE OFFICER OF THE LAW HAS IDENTIFIED YOU AS SUSPICIOUS. PLEASE ABANDON ALL SURVIVAL INSTINCTS AND PREPARE TO BE MOLESTED.

They kicked the Arbiter out of the Covenant because he was touching the grunts

paul atreides too… we all heaven sent

Trump: "Deputy First Minister of Northern Ireland, and you get along so well. I don't know if I should be promoting mergers. I love mergers but we're gonna get in a little trouble. We're gonna get in more trouble with that."

Sie transvestigaten meinen ikea hotdog

The router is not functioning.

British people be like You’ve barely touched your Boners and Ass

me, age 14, discovering the velvet underground

스팸굽다가 매국노 됨

寝てね

@poisonjr I’m also telling you it’s fine you just have to drown out the doubters

seal doing astral projection