Jake MacFarlane, CFA®, CFP®
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Jake MacFarlane, CFA®, CFP®
@Jakemacfarlane8
Gators, Eagles, Arsenal. Research Analyst.


Carnival Cruise Lines is now STRICTLY enforcing these rules for 2026 in an attempt to salvage their brand. Read these rules and tell me EXACTLY who these are for: • Bluetooth speakers now prohibited ship-wide and subject to confiscation • Hanging clothes or towels on balcony railings is no longer allowed • Throwing any objects overboard is strictly banned with heavy penalties • Handheld fans banned for indoor dance and party areas • Restrictions placed on certain cabin door decorations (especially inappropriate or obstructive items) • Enforced teen curfews and supervision requirements at night • Limits on loud music and noise in public and cabin areas • Pool chair ‘saving’ rule enforced. No more stacking personal items on a chair and leaving them all day to ‘save a seat’ • Increased daily gratuity charges per guest • Higher pricing for drink packages and soda plans • Increased monitoring and stricter penalties for large group disturbances Embarrassing ass culture 👈🏻



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I have only ever read Tolkien and George R. R. Martin but enjoyed both. What other fantasy is worth reading?


















