Jessica Anne

@xtebordo MY FAVORITE!!!!!!!!!!!

psyched to read lee klein's new novel, 'like it matters,' in which he says he has based a character on me. but will it be as accurate as the last time someone impersonated me?

@Jampackets Sex With My Family @longdaypress Jasmine Sawers' The Anchored World @RoseMetalPress B. R. Yeager's Burn You The Fuck Alive @apocpartypress @lgnbrry Casket Flare @incastellated @parker_w_y Cheap Therapist Says You're Insane @FutureTenseBook All great!

Come on in, the students are great today!

I’m getting hot with age.

@jeffparkeractor I had to google it. I think it’s hair lotion that you like fractal deep down from root to tip, leave in over night, rinse.

@Jampackets I hesitate to ask this question...but what is a "hair mask"?

I just realized the face lotion I’ve been using for the past month is actually a hair mask.

Emerging midwest writers. 💫

Submissions are open!! We’re accepting work from all genres, but we’re focusing on novellas and long short stories. We want your long-form work that’s usually considered too lengthy for normal submission periods! Deadline to submit is Feb. 29th!

Attn windbags: we’re opening @OyezReview submissions for novellas and “long short stories.” 5k+ words through ~25k words. Send your in-betweeners. oleada.io/publication/oy…

I still can't figure this place out.

@xtebordo said you should go to this.

@xtebordo @jimkourlas These pumpkin beers are like 8%

@jimkourlas did you give your account credentials to jess?

possible that the hysterical realists were holding off a hysterical reality, like some kind of incantation, and that, by naming them, james wood is as responsible as jk rowling for the last two decades.

I’ve been reading Nox.

MFA Creative Writing bound? bookmark Roosevelt University! Please, join this info session, I'll tell you all about my class on chairs & how we can help you get your book published! applyru.roosevelt.edu/register/Creat… @RooseveltU #rucreativewriting #applicationsopen

Considering how beautiful and talented I am, you’d think I’d be better at getting the duvet into the duvet cover.

Great lunch @TwoDollarRadio. Amazing show @Righteous_Babes @anidifranco. I love you, Columbus! I’m very attracted to you. Will you be my wife. 💜

Our annual submission period is open. Send us novellas. Where else are you going to send them? That’s what we thought. longdaypress.com/submissions/

Happy first day of school, RU! @RooseveltU @RooseveltUCAS @RooseveltMFA Write it all down! #rucreativewriting #rooseveltmfa #wordsarethebest #readingisfun

Just finished João Reis new novella and it is so freaking good! You should read it friends - buy it with Sex with my Family by @Jampackets if you haven’t bought it already - another amazing slim book from @longdaypress - they look so wonderful together!