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Tyler Perry spotted with his new girlfriend! 👀✨🤍
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Jay Jurden
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Jay Jurden
@JayJurden
he/him. comic / actor / writer / X-Men nerd/writer! - bisexual demon DEBUT COMEDY SPECIAL ON HULU, AMAZON, APPLE TV+ - booking - https://t.co/ikhegHr609
New York, NY Joined Haziran 2010
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@technofemme Culturally people believe that taking the dick determines your sexuality, if you're a bisexual man, the dick makes you irreversibly gay; if you're a bisexual woman, the dick makes you irreversibly straight. It's a phallocentric society, with the penis as its ultimate authority.
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isn't it fascinating how bisexual women are routinely treated as ontologically straight whereas bisexual men are seen as irredeemably branded by faggotry
j💟@bxkigx2
what woman would willingly date a bi male
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how are you a gay man and don’t understand the concept of camp. she’s doing an updated jayne mansfield. a marilyn monroe if she had more autonomy over her career and image. a human miss piggy, even.
49 year old fandom elder@powcampsurvivor
i really dont get sabrina carpenters thing. the aesthetic is like shes a sexy cartoon mouse who acts like a prostitute and also a baby. all of the songs are about how she needs to get stuffed by some oaf and they all sound like say so by doja cat but 70% worse
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Professional Stand-up or not we all hit the same move when the joke don’t land.
“….right?……*chuckes to self*…”
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Trump: "Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?"
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This is not encouraged at the city winery
Ichigo Niggasake@SomaKazima2
That wasn't necessary at all 😭😭😭
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@JayJurden “I taught you to SING not because I LOVE YOU. But because it’s my RESPONSIBILITY.”
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Abuelo, viene mi novia japonesa a casa, por favor no empieces con tus cosas.
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