Joe Garza retweeted
Like you could get close enough to use it
c@c110101101
Grown man casting spells. Pick up the broadsword lil bro
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Joe Garza
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Joe Garza
@JoeGarzaCreates
Blogger, screenwriter, musician. Editor & podcast co-host over at @MuseIsReckless
L.A. Joined Temmuz 2013
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Joe Garza retweeted
In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT (who left us 19yrs ago today) was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
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Joe Garza retweeted
@tenobrus Elon has always told me that I’m retarded but it’s fine as long I get less retarded each day.
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What a Good German you are
Steven Tavares@eastbaycitizen
I’ve covered Eric Swawell since he was a member of the Dublin City Council. Shortly after being elected to Congress in 2013, his behavior towards women was known by all levels of our local government and the Alameda County Democratic Party.
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@eastbaycitizen Soooo…you’re admitting to being a Good German, then?
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I’ve covered Eric Swawell since he was a member of the Dublin City Council. Shortly after being elected to Congress in 2013, his behavior towards women was known by all levels of our local government and the Alameda County Democratic Party.
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Joe Garza retweeted
A minor benefit of lunar exploration is it makes people at Vice miserable. Ad Astra!
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Joe Garza retweeted
Space exploration is great because it reveals the moral evil of the anti-colonialists. There are no indigenous humans on the moon. There is no life on the moon at all. Turns out they just hate progress. They hate knowledge and growth and beauty.
Peter Hague@peterrhague
A minor benefit of lunar exploration is it makes people at Vice miserable. Ad Astra!
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@jarvis_best Your tweets valuemaxx our souls.
Nikita's just not with it.
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@jarvis_best Plus, I'm pretty sure Nikita is a girl's name so nyahhh
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Joe Garza retweeted
Museums should stay open until midnight. I don't want to go to a club. I want to look at art.
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Joe Garza retweeted
Let's return to DVDs and write streaming off as a mistake.
Streaming is the main reason for the collapse in genuine indie cinema since 2014. The revenues from DVDs kept innovation alive. Their loss led to the "corporate reboot culture" we live in now.
Calvin@RealCalvin1
Streaming was a mistake.
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Joe Garza retweeted
Everybody talks about the tortured genius. But never the tortured buffoon.
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I sent ChatGPT an audio file of a series of FART sound effects and asked what it thinks of "my music" and this is what it said
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Joe Garza retweeted
babe what’s wrong? you’ve barely touched your Terminator 2 Judgement Day silver promotional peanutbutter
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California is again leading the charge against large-scale identity theft and hospice fraud.
Today, we're taking decisive action against 14 providers who tried using stolen identities to bill Medi-Cal for nonexistent hospice services.
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Somebody put Goodfellas audio over Skeletor and Trap Jaw and it's so perfect
(credit Mylothecat)
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