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But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished.
He had won the victory over himself.
He loved Big Brother.
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Jon Conley
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Jon Conley
@Jonathan_Conley
Proud Satirist Against Satire 'Rights Extremist'
Seattle, WA Joined Temmuz 2008
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@WeaponOutfitter @LillianneMoo WMAF Representative, here. Can verify.
Certain Asian countries - especially Japan - produce quality people; many of whom I would gladly trade for some of the Problem Boys we have in America.
If only Japan had legalized civilian firearm ownership, I would relocate to Hokkaido.
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The perfect embodiment of the US-Japan cultural alliance and exchange
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Wow, I wonder what caused this?
Jozi vs Jozi@jozivsjozi
Wemmer Pan Road. Johannesburg. South Africa. 2010 vs 2025
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This is why you can't have it:
Thomas Massie@RepThomasMassie
Imagine a world where hard work is rewarded, truth and justice prevail in courtrooms, the government doesn’t steal your labor by debasing the currency, bureaucrats aren’t captured by corporations, and our taxes go toward critical infrastructure instead of wars overseas.
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These people are Communist Automatons and their right to vote should be revoked.
We need to massively reduce who gets to have a say in the future and direction of this country.
Angela Rose@angelaroosee
Her sign said, "I want to tell my grandkids I didn't stay silent." I asked her to speak... she stayed silent. Said she just chants with the crowd... LOL
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@jifferey the ones that read your donation messages like? What would the ideal system be like?
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As a streamer, what's the part of your streaming software or alerts/donation systems that bothers you the most?
Thinking of making a streaming program/donations service without all the bloat of Streamlabs
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@tjbierschbach @GamesNosh It's mostly that you don't know what else goes into bagged and frozen eggs.
The freshly cracked and fried disc egg is obviously far superior.
Reject Goyslop. Embrace Fresh Egg!
I'd rather return to things taking an extra few minutes and being better, but I know why they don't.
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@Jonathan_Conley @GamesNosh So if you scramble a bunch of eggs and put them in a container, and use them later they somehow become worse? I could be wrong on the biscuit thing, but the volume of sandwiches couldn't support it. They used to do it weekends only but went over to frozen after I started.
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I finally know what freedom tastes like. Though I did notice the UK version does the egg differently.
In the US it's this scrambled and folded thing whereas ours is the classic fried egg
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Jon Conley@Jonathan_Conley
@GamesNosh The Sausage Egg and Cheese McGriddle is peak American FatBrain™ Engineering. Perhaps our greatest breakfast sandwich as a species. I'm glad you were able to experience a taste of freedom. Just don't become like Singapore, where pork is not served to appease Muslims.
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@tjbierschbach @GamesNosh Bagged eggs are an abomination!
Many locations make scratch biscuits. I'm not sure of the franchising options and requirements for that (and policies change over time), but the guy I linked to does at his location.
I typically just make copycat versions at home, anyway.
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@Jonathan_Conley @GamesNosh The scrambled are still real eggs, just pre-scrambled to save time. The biscuits have been frozen since I worked there in '95.
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What are the odds that Elon buys them out just to humiliate Scam Altman?
Katie Miller@KatieMiller
OpenAI in full retreat mode
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Man, if it weren't for the whole "Pearl Harbor Incident," and that pesky "World War II Asian Conquest Campaign," Japanese-American relations would've been 100x stronger today!
Pirat_Nation 🔴@Pirat_Nation
In 1912, Japan gifted about 3,020 cherry blossom trees to Washington DC as a symbol of friendship between the two nations. Many are now in full bloom and Over 100 of the original trees still stand today.
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@Rattapoom_K That's great. Mine has CKD, but has made an impossible "recovery" from a death sentence. Tons of medication, obsessive monitoring and fluids administration, and a full-time care routine.
But I'd never give up on a family member.
Feeding great raw food for life helped immensely.
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My cat has recovered from acute kidney failure and is now eating normally again. He lost a few hundred grams but still energetic.
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I wonder what people will think and do when they realize that skipping TSA is the smallest act of hypocrisy inflicted upon the taxpayers by our officials?
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman
🚨 Hypocrite alert! Democrat Debbie Wasserman Schultz got caught using a special TSA escort to skip the long airport lines. Rules for thee, but not for me!
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@TimesSqKungFu @js_film_nyc @fymeikokaji @studiotstella That's awesome. Can we get a high-res scan or upload for collectors who couldn't go? I would love to use this on my Plex server for her films.
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Dope opening night at the @js_film_nyc for the Meiko Kaji retrospective. @fymeikokaji I got you on that @studiotstella poster and postcards.
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Great. Now, overlay this with the importation of illegals, Medicaid/Medicare abuse, and black Reparations (EBT).
🪶Native Patriot 🇺🇸@LaNativePatriot
“The Republicans will fix it this time” “The Democrats will fix it this time”
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@GamesNosh The Sausage Egg and Cheese McGriddle is peak American FatBrain™ Engineering.
Perhaps our greatest breakfast sandwich as a species.
I'm glad you were able to experience a taste of freedom. Just don't become like Singapore, where pork is not served to appease Muslims.
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Ronald McDonald HIMSELF saw my tweet and said "Damn, I don't want to disappoint Chris, i'm going to release the McGriddle for the first time ever in the UK" x.com/simeonGriggs/s…
simeonGriggs@simeonGriggs
The UK has begun to feel like a failed state but we have the McGriddle now so I think we’re turning the corner
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I'm taking personal responsibility for this happening. Everyone in England has to thank me. x.com/GamesNosh/stat…
GamesNosh 🏴@GamesNosh
The McDonald's breakfast bagels are much better than the breakfast muffins and I'm endlessly angry they took them off the UK menu. We never got the McGriddle, I hear they're brilliant.
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Illegal drug use, drug dealing, tenting, property damage and vandalism are allowed in Seattle’s Parks. The Feds? Not so much.
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@weheartseattle These people should all be forced into rehabilitation and reunification, or they go to prison, clean up trash, or get sent into cobalt mines to collect minerals for batteries.
I think that's coming, slowly, as we see countries like El Salvador doing the same and succeeding.
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A Veteren and civic servant legend to Seattle, Al Rochester, best known for founding the 1962 World’s Fair has a podium and memorial in his honor. However today, tenting and drug use have vandalized this incredible picnic and view point of the Space Needle. The campers are service resistant and refuse to move. @SeattleCouncil can champion stiffer penalties for vandalizing city landmarks by evidence of camping in flower gardens and use of illegal drugs. @MayorofSeattle
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Insane.
This is what's possible for America, if we just locked up 5-6% of the population and worked in the same direction.
Stop infighting and focus on success.
Congrats to Mr. Bukele and El Salvador. Gorgeous.
Nayib Bukele@nayibbukele
Cuadra por cuadra... tardará un poco, pero quedará hermoso.
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