Jason Roed

@EITMonline The capital gains tax doesn't apply if you've lived in the home. I think it's for at least a year. But it doesn't sound like he's going to be living in any of these homes. Like it has to be your permanent residence to not have that tax apply

@EITMonline Elliot would sell a home and then be told the amount of taxes he'd have to pay do to capital gains taxes. He would loose his mind

Homebuyers have another thing to worry about. This time, it's 'housefishing.' businessinsider.com/home-listing-a…

@EITMonline All manual transmissions

@EITMonline Subaru WRX or STi. Infiniti G35. Volkswagen Jetta.

These are the most hot girl cars. jalopnik.com/2115212/these-…

@EITMonline This is what we all needed. Elliot is now bragging about how good of a walker he is 🤣

How to be a better walker. gq.com/story/how-to-b…

@EITMonline Elliott can't stand at the top of a building and look over the edge but then he also says he needs to try the skeleton LOL 😂

@EITMonline Oxygen and Acetylene Torch. As we say in the shop "it can't be stuck if it's liquid"

The secret society of people who know the formula for WD-40. wsj.com/business/the-s…

@EITMonline In-Force by BG is better

@EITMonline What color is the sky?

Snow isn’t actually white. popsci.com/science/why-sn…

@EITMonline What makes them expensive to replace is the aiming or calibration of the sensor afterwards. Look up Level 5 solutions in Springfield

Thieves are stealing this car part. Here's how to avoid spending thousands. nbcwashington.com/news/local/thi…

@EITMonline You would know because a tons of warning lights would come on

@EITMonline If you are on your phone at a movie theater then you shouldn't be there. Also, AMC is trash. I was at the Alexandria one once and a guy was literally smoking a black and mild in the theater. Haven't been back since

Alamo Drafthouse goes mobile, getting rid of pen-and-paper food orders to ‘protect the moviegoing experience.’ variety.com/2026/film/news…

@EITMonline Elliot certainly is not a completionist with paying his debts

@EITMonline Burnt toast smell is associated with seizures not strokes

@EITMonline This is a violation of your 4th amendment

Central Virginia officer accused of using police technology to snoop on ex’s new boyfriend. wric.com/news/local-new…

@EITMonline They took mine in court. I had to use my passport for a year as identification. Fairfax County BTW

These are the worst traffic tickets you've ever gotten. jalopnik.com/2054128/worst-…

@EITMonline What about steak tartare?

What a top food safety expert won’t order for dinner. washingtonpost.com/business/2025/…

@EITMonline We all know what kind of porn is in Elliott's browser history now

People who had sex with their in-laws are sharing the family drama that followed, and I am absolutely scandalized. buzzfeed.com/ajanibazile/ho…

@EITMonline He definitely was involved

📲📞☎️📱🤳 JOSEPH ON THE LINE 📲📞☎️📱🤳

@EITMonline You've never had firehouse subs?? Those are steamed