The Breath Mints. 🍬

With blaseball ending, the Kansas City Breath Mints twitter is officially retiring. Although I haven’t been active at all in blaseball’s absence, the profound impact that this team and community has had on me will remain in my heart forever. We got two championships though! 🏆🤩

As part of my ongoing effort to prove that I’m coping well with the end of #blaseball, here is my custom-ordered @KC_BreathMints baseball. In my heart, always.

In light of #blaseball ending, I put together a heartfelt tribute to a community I will miss dearly. A Tribute to The Breath Mints. vimeo.com/833017863?shar…

And for my final word on the matter, there’s only one way I can think to end this: The Breath Mints. 🍬💚

But thank you all again for making the Kansas City Breath Mints a truly memorable experience for me and many others. Feel free reply with your favorite memories of KCBM, I’d love to hear them! I’d say this sounds like a eulogy but I already had to write one of those for us!

With blaseball ending, the Kansas City Breath Mints twitter is officially retiring. Although I haven’t been active at all in blaseball’s absence, the profound impact that this team and community has had on me will remain in my heart forever. We got two championships though! 🏆🤩

We are devastated to announce we are ending Blaseball and saying goodbye to some incredible team members. Our full post here: @thegameband/so-long-blaseball-2a5ecec378f7" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@thegameband/s…

Oh I just did this instead

He’s Marco Stink! He got burped out of the Black hole! What!

s2g17: Former Steak and Breath Mint Marco Stink falls during the Steaks/Georgias game. #blaseball s2g19: A Bard Umpire rules in Tacos Player Jenkins Good's favor! Also a Knight Umpire rules in Steaks Player Again Espinoza's favor! #blaseball

Oh different colored solar eclipses… and no green for mints so clearly we won’t suffer the consequences of this obviously

updating the breath mints voting dashboard so I can do this

Me, wearing green and red: wow just like my favorite team the Kansas City Breath Mints #teampride #swag

If you have any questions, as always, my DMs are open! And if you ever want to be part of the parliamint feel free to join us on the Breath Mints discord! We love all mints!

HEY MINTS! WELCOME BACK 🥰🍬🤩 Fresh 🍬 out of Parliamint 🏛 here’s your Season 1 voting 🗳 guide🙏! No more wills, so its pretty simple! As always, you don’t have to vote with us, but here’s what we officially decided:

Congratulations Kansas City Breath Mints! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

Rivalry still real this is so sad. Max Botmint play tubthumping 😔

Against our old rivals I see.