ChrisRachael

@AmazonKDP just purchased 2398 copies of my Hobbit cookbook to sell on Amazon via Expanded Distribution instead of paying me normal royalties. The difference is over $10,000. Phone Customer Service says that's punishment for letting libraries buy my books.

I have three terrifying words for you: #Soylent Cream Pie #KitchenOverlord #GeekAmericanRoadTrip

@TanyaKeith & I are kicking back at the tasty goodness of @Tacopocalypse #DesMoinesMadeTexanApproved #theGART

Friend is reading Harry Potter for the first time. He suddenly realizes he's read a fanfiction Order of the Phoenix instead of the real one.

Happy Birthday, Canada! #canada150 #toronto

I hate leaving the magical kingdom of Montreal, but this is a stunningly beautiful day to quest westwards! #theGART

Roaming the last day of Pittsburgh PRIDE! #Pride2017

Downtown Pittsburgh PRIDE!!! #SprintPGHPride #Pride2017

@StraightEdgeCRF @dpanabaker We're totally going to see her Elsa it up!

Wedding invitations are nice, but don't forget, Iris. Now you get to see Hamilton! #TheFlash

You can't threaten Cisco w/a vibrating hand anymore. He's seen it so many times he leans in and uses the fingers to curl his hair #TheFlash

@MattMitovich I don't think they're dopplegangers...though I do suspect he looks an awful lot like her dead "partner."

@Ivimey @DorkShelf I know! Surely there's an Earth out there where Barry is dead and Iris is one of the Rogues. (You know Savitar wants to stay eeeevil!)

Other than Julian, everyone on Team Flash was so happy Iris survived that they totally forgot about Cisco! #ThanksGypsy! #TheFlash

I like the symmetry of Killer Frost finally earning her name by getting rid of Zombie Hunter Zoloman! #CanWeKeepHerLikeThis? #TheFlash

Don't brood, Savitar. I'm sure you can find an alternate world where Barry's dead & Iris is one of the Rogues. #HappilyEverAfter #TheFlash

I predict oodles of Harry Wells & Tracy Brand drama on #TheFlash season 4. #TheFlashFinale

Cisco should keep a laminated card in his gauntlets with a list of "Things I Can Build If You Don't Kill Me." #GeekLife #TheFlash

I so thought they were going to kill Joe, but based on that last scene I think we're about to be in the market for a new S4 Wells. #TheFlash

Instead of finding a new scientist to mentor Barry can we just have half a season of Snart teaching Barry lifeskills via Capers? #TheFlash