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The Matchbox 1987 black convertible Corvette is my spirit animal.

@YaPalNaz Here you go:

@KoatStrikesBack Good. However, i will put a strike on you because the Koat in your name looks too similar to Koala, thus getting my hopes up. The art is nice though, so i still follow!

To all of the new people following me; don't expect me to post the black-&-white shitpost comics super regularly. I don't plan on being the next FallenChungus.

@tsaukki_taukki @GerstWessel @wauwboer @punishedrhoden @Abadoobey Tf is going on

@GerstWessel @wauwboer @KoatStrikesBack @punishedrhoden gerstwessel loves furry breast milk btw check @Abadoobey for more info

Bazinga

Chimp

Don't ever, ever, EVER come onto MY post and be like, "Tee hee, but not me, right? 🥰🥺" Yes, YOU, nigga.

@loveterrorjade You're the person in the image.

@KoatStrikesBack i ❤️ angry mcshootyguy (see also: postal, hatred, the pink valley, etc)

"Brian, ya ain't no pimp, dude!"

Personally, I think everyone who does puppyplay, regardless of sexuality, is going to burn in Hell.

Me

@DBconfessions45 I think Pokémon fans need to come to terms with the fact that, at its core, Pokémon is just a poopoo-butt fart comedy for elementary school boys and that its writing and powerscaling was never meant to be taken that seriously.

@yomothino Even in his own franchise, Gold is canonically stronger than Red.

Red is the potential man of the Pokémon franchise

@Krusovice03 @Thatonebrogue @LyloExplorer No, it's the other way around. Digimon from Folder Continent are stronger than the one's from File Island.

@Thatonebrogue @LyloExplorer Es por el lore, Blitz es originario de isla Folder mientras que War de isla File, los de Isla File son siempre superiores a los de isla folder, es el mismo caso con Metal Garurumon y Cres Garurumon

Actually its more of a stomp then it was last time now with bond of bravery

-I don't remember these tv shows/movies. #MetalGearSolid #ResidentEvil #Metroid #StarFox

@AtnsXBT There's a glitch similar to this where you can basically insert an entire cheat code entry screen into the first slot of your bag. It's called the Mail Writer ACE.

after 3849 tries i even broke a gameboy trying to catch a shiny pokemon. but i was today years old when i found out you can turn any pokémon into a shiny in Pokémon Gold and Silver. the game decides shininess based on hidden values (DVs). but there’s a glitch that lets you rewrite them entirely. not hunt shinies, create them. it’s called the coin case glitch: 1. put the pokémon you want shiny in slot 1 of your party. keep a simple party (a low level pokémon in slot 3 helps stability). 2. (optional but recommended). have a Quagsire in your party. certain setups use its stats to stabilize the memory so the glitch doesn’t crash. 3. go to the pc and rename boxes exactly: !/gZ59 and !/hZ9l. 4. go to the pokémon center in Cherrygrove City. 5. stand still, then move 4 steps to the right. 6. open the pokédex and play the cry of Bellsprout. exit quickly. 7. immediately open your bag and use the coin case. your first pokémon becomes shiny instantly. the quagsire part isn’t random. its stats and memory layout help “anchor” the game’s data so when the coin case executes your box-name code, it points to the right place instead of crashing. without it, the glitch can still work just way less consistently. it works on any type of pokemon including legendaries like mew and celebi. anything.

POV: you just posted “this children’s cartoon isn’t that deep” under your real name