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🚨❌ Endrick: “Football is not a nice place. I hope my son becomes a doctor, a lawyer, or anything else”, told The Guardian.

@PaamanuelUtd_ Newcastle

Chat: Manchester United fans, which game loss was the most embarrassing and most painful?

Victor Boniface promised Carter Efe a trip to Germany if he defeats portable. 🤯

🚨 Carrick: “I have been hugely impressed with Kobbie Mainoo since I’ve been here”. “Everyone is over the moon, including me, that he’s signed a new contract”. 🌕 “He epitomises this football club, a young player who has come through the academy and who has lived the dream”.

@arojinle1 Well I never see one before nah them know

Egbére does NOT exist!

Call me the last thing you bought t0day..🫠

🚨❌ Mo Salah will return before the end of the season… but not against Man United on Sunday, confirms Arne Slot.

Man reportedly retrieves all gifts he bought for his girlfriend in school leaving her empty-handed

Arriving in style 🕶️

Just guess the tribe 🤮

Rivalry aside, who is the worst number 8 here...??🤔

Last year in the semi-finals ⏪ #UEL | @ManUtd

The gun aside, walahi I'll beat 50 of these bandits at once 😭

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GOE has a message for Carter Efe before climbing unto the stage to face Portable…. Omoh the odds are scary for😭💔

Im a Muslim and I don’t mind getting married to a Christian 🙏 Peace and love here❤️❤️

🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Bruno Fernandes has been named the PFA Fans' Player of the Month for March.

@Furious_red_ No

Andoni Iraola to Manchester united, YES or NO ?🤔

🚨 Manchester United are showing strong interest in signing 28-year-old goalkeeper Gregor Kobel as part of their plans to strengthen depth and quality in the position. Borussia Dortmund are reportedly open to a sale but would demand around €55m, with Kobel under contract until 2028 and no urgency to sell. If the move happens, he would compete with Senne Lammens for the starting spot at Old Trafford. [@BILD @Fussballdaten]