Art Vandelay

Thank god for puberty

Ironic - as a child, I was enthralled by the WWE..... yet today, it is I, who must "wrestle mania"

Was texting at a urinal the other day and an old fella told me to “put the phone away and have a proper piss” hahahah

Are you allowed to be a gamer even if you have a hernia like and share

Hello Hello Have a wonderful Easter

Cannot stand that Dolmio family. Eating our human food with their revolting felt mouths

@willhines97 Weird bc as long as I can remember, you have been 😎

@franknwren John Tanner (Montana)

im genuinely so confused on what name this is actually referring to like someone please help me out

(wallace voice) the gun, gromit. kill me lad!

Can I get an RT in support of a political prisoner and fellow patriot 👊🏼🇬🇧#TwoTierKeir #StarmerOut

Hawk tuah the angels sing Spit upon the newborn thang!

🙌🎶🎤 ELVIS IS ALIVE 🕺

(Austin powers sees first plane hit the twin towers) naughty pilot (second plane) wait a tick

Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. Batman Begin

i don’t buy into all the propaganda big potato peddle on their bags “oh you can’t mash these they’re for roasting!” give a fuck lad

If England got hurricanes we'd get hurricane Lorraine scheduled for 9am but it would be downgraded to storm Ranvir

Sony, now is the time to put Morbius in theatres again. For real this time. The bar has been lowered, i mean, the people still crave Morbius. We'll all go see it this time. No fooling.