Sebastian Lofaro 🐶💎🙌

2026 shall be the year of Linux! Microsoft has always been horrible and Windows 11 just doubles down on that long evil history. Apple (post Steve Jobs) is just as bad, but lies about it; which makes them even worse. P.S. @Apple has played a major role in my life, and it kills me to see them go, but they died a long time ago. I’m only just now accepting that fact.

@Lord_Arse Donkey Kong Country 2

Which is it?

Beautiful day to fly at the beach.

I would like this feature!

@jakeshieldsajj MORE!!!

This is Tel Aviv and it’s beautiful to see

@alx They forgot to include his yamaka.

BREAKING: U.S. Mint cleared to begin production of President Trump commemorative gold coins to mark America's 250th anniversary.

@0xglitchbyte It’s the Jews!

Damn, theyre trying to do it to arch too What happened to privacy and freedom?

As long as the Jews are around Linux isn’t safe.

@SaltyDGalveston There are too many of those all at once all over the country to be meteors. I they are enemy satellites being shot out of orbit.

Check out this awesome video of a meteor over Galveston

@HustleBitch_ Trying to turning a bug into a feature.

🚨 TOYOTA JUST MADE A CAR KEY SO CONFUSING… DEALERSHIPS HAVE TO TRAIN PEOPLE HOW TO UNLOCK THEIR DOOR A full-grown adult has to explain how to unlock a car door using the new Toyota card key. The key card literally has instructions printed on it. Angle the card. Find the “right spot.” Try again. Like you’re diffusing a bomb. Even he can’t get it on the first try: “Not working… not working right.” Now people will be standing outside their own car… waving a card around hoping it works. How did Toyota just make a car key WORSE?

@UncleBosey1 I’d like to think those are Jewish space lasers being shot out of orbit.

This is out of Houston. Two “meteors” is the same frame.

@GunloverClub1 War is war. The idea of a “war crime” is ludicrous.

Why This Feels Like a War Crime? In any other era, if you were out of ammo or cornered, there was a slim chance of surrender or a "fair" end. But you can't surrender to a kamikaze drone. It doesn't have a heart, it doesn't take prisoners, and it doesn't understand mercy.

@escapefrommelos How dare someone be able to do what they want on their own property.

it's staggering to me that this kind of callous, shallow recklessness is legal

@therobbieharvey STOP SIMPLY CALLING FOR RESIGNATION WHEN INCARCERATION IS DESERVED!

All of the deputies in the afroman lawsuit should resign. Obviously they mentally can’t handle the job.

wow, systemd is adding an age variable for future digital ID laws. Linux users are not going to like this.

@ogafroman This song is a banger!

Randy Walters is a son of a bitch youtube.com/watch?v=u4Aiuq…

In honor of Afro Man's victory, I made an action figure concept. Accessories include a 40oz of Colt 45, 2 ZigZags, and a slice of mama's lemon pound cake. Exclusively sold in East Palmdale.

@ProfessioanlC @DramaAlert Hell yeah!!!

@LofaroSebastian @DramaAlert Same

DANGEROUS New HACKING TOOL targeting iPhones running iOS 18.4 to 18.7 It is STEALING PASSWORDS, crypto wallets, messages. photo, and more. (Source: Bleepingcomputer)

@Misa_Roumi MORE!!!

🚨Tel Aviv is under fire right now — this is a tragic situation, unfortunately.😭

@RickD_GK I’d like to think those are Jewish space lasers being shot out of orbit.

I'm quite surprised NASA didnt know these meteorites were coming... The one in Ohio yesterday was crazy loud. 💥💥🔥

@Rainmaker1973 I didn’t know your mom was a fish lol

The arapaima is a massive, fast-feeding fish that can swallow its prey in seconds.