Mealy Pertaters

@cavakaggyreborn How can you be bow-legged and knock-kneed at the same time?!!?

I'd rather not mate. You look ridiculous.

@shonaw18 @CrimeLdn You're going to be disappointed, I'm afraid. Wait till their identities are released. It's a white trash pair.

@CrimeLdn Theres only one breed that gets bail for stuff like this.

A man 27 and a woman 28 have been arrested on suspicion of murder after a child died in Slough after being found with serious injuries at property They have since been released on conditional police bail pending further inquiries.

@wokeandwoofing @ClimateWarrior7 Petroleum products in t-shirt printing:

@wokeandwoofing @ClimateWarrior7 Petroleum products in hi-viz jackets:

Our dear Comrade Phoebe has been brutally imprisoned for the so-called "crime" of vandalising artworks. All she wanted was for civilisation to stop using oil. Like Jesus, she is paying for all our sins.

@cavakaggyreborn Apart from all the rest of it (and that is A LOT!) what the actual fuck with that hilarious hair??!!?! 🤣🤣🤣 Someone's grandmother is wondering where the hell she left her wig. These fucking guys. Get a fucking clue, you absolute prats.

These men are so self obsessed

@colemarisa49 @LizaRosen0000 Because he's a human shit stain.

@LizaRosen0000 Why did he do that? Because she was crying and scared?

t.co/h3PPWQAz8R A viral video exploded online, exposing the harsh reality of child brides in Turkey. In the video, Muslim friends and family, including the child bride's parents, cheered to divert attention from the horrific moment as the groom, Mohammed, punched his new child bride in the face during the wedding because she couldn't stop crying or hide her agony and misery. Her father had just sold her body to a stranger for the highest price he could get. She couldn’t escape, as it would result in honor killings. She had no one to save her, and the tragedy worsened when her new owner deprived her of the shred of human dignity left, as even her emotions were deemed damaging to his family's honor.

@cavakaggyreborn I really need to sit down and write that fashion advice book for the only recently a woman.

@MPertaters 🤣🤣🤣 very true

Be patient guys. It's all in the reveal

@BertDalziel I have my ticket from the Take That Circus show at Wembley framed on the wall. You can imagine how much that pleases my underground dance music producer husband.

Listening to Take That this morning, if you were ever tempted to take me even a tiny bit seriously.

@Mikejames881561 @Mart12066536 @alexwickham @Goosey30111568 I can't find anywhere that they're naming the MP yet, though the BBC has confirmed he's an MP's partner and elsewhere it says they're a Scottish MP.

@Mikejames881561 @Mart12066536 @alexwickham @Goosey30111568 I've just read one of those arrested is a Labour MP's partner. Is that wrong?

NEW: UK counter-terror police have today arrested three people on suspicion of assisting the Chinese intelligence services Officers arrested a 39-year-old man at an address in London, a 68-year-old man at an address in Powys, Wales and a 43-year-old man in Pontyclun, Wales

I have new neighbours both sides. Left, they share the family braincell while their 50 stinking pigeons shit all over my house & garden. Right, it's drunken, screaming, expletive-laden arguments into the small hours every night while their traumatised baby howls & howls & howls.

@nyaraV2 What a load of narcissistic bollocks. Not everything hinges on trans people. Everyone's free to challenge whatever they like, with or without men who get a boner from wearing frilly knickers or traumatised girls who'll cut their own bodies up to try to escape their trauma.

@MMonster739 @meishato Dude, that's a phenomenal amount of tiny dick energy you're resonating there. 😅 Why so weak and tearful?

U left out the part where u thought he was bf material - the emotional tampon - the guy u wud have wait for months to years for sex while the bad boys just went a few rounds that afternoon and again the following night Girls always seem to leave out the ugly parts They think men are still fools That we don’t know how women operate We do The innocent girl ploy doesn’t work You either put out or you get out Nothing to do with entitlement or dinner The date is just an excuse for the girl to not feel like a slut when she fucks And girls fuck the guys they like on the first date. 2nd date lay girls are sex only - no relationship - because they showed they were playing games by waiting - not a girl any guy wud commit to Girls are just angry their fallback guy fell through

When I was 18, I went on a date with a guy who seemed genuinely sweet. He picked a nice Italian spot, pulled my chair out, paid for dinner without hesitation, and asked about my dreams like he actually cared about the answers. I remember thinking maybe this is what a good date feels like. But when we got outside and he suggested going back to his place, I told him I was going to head home instead, but that I really had a nice time with him. I even thanked him for dinner. I thought that was enough. I watched his entire energy shift. The smile disappeared. His tone changed. Suddenly I was “wasting his time.” Suddenly the dinner wasn’t just dinner, it was something I was supposed to repay. He said he didn’t take me out “just to talk,” and that’s when I realized the kindness had conditions. I Ubered home feeling small, replaying everything in my head. The next morning he texted me, “Don’t say you had a nice time if you’re not gonna follow through.” That’s when I realized he thought “nice date” meant access. I meant conversation. Apparently, we weren’t speaking the same language.

@KirstieMAllsopp @ballmarc418 @CamillaTominey Of course TWs are men. They HAVE to be men to be TWs. It's the only essential criteria for being a TW. No woman on Earth can be a TW, yet every single man can be one just by saying he is one. Why prioritise disordered men in dresses over actual women?

@ballmarc418 @CamillaTominey As soon as you call a trans woman a man you reveal yourself as someone who has no sympathy for trans people. We can debate things, disagree about things, but we do need to try to be polite & kind.

Epic

@purutrap And you haven't a clue why? It's because we tend to just stay quiet and attract no attention to ourselves when we find ourselves alone with a clearly disordered man, lest he goes psycho on us and uses his male strength and mental instability to hurt us. You're welcome.

As a trans girl, I use the woman's bathroom when l'm out & about. have for two years now.. I thought id take the time to share a list of all the times other woman have had a problem with me being there : They havent.. not once. Ever 😌🏳️‍⚧️

@peterrhague @lespauljunior3 Same with Assisted Dying bill. Starmer said it was because Esther Rantzen asked him to implement it. It was that simple.

Likely the thought process behind the government publicly backing Alaa Abdel Fattah was “Olivia Coleman told us he was a goodie, and she’s a famous person”. Same way they crafted legislation after watching Adolescence on Netflix. They don’t know anything. They just watch TV.

@AgnesCallamard Agnes, you absolute div.

Alaa is in the UK, reunited with his son and family. I am so so happy for them all. #freeAlaa theguardian.com/world/2025/dec…