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@VinnysCorner1 🐸🌚 doylem syndrome nigger ———————————————- Khabib a boyo - str8 warrior - fellow machine - ❤️♥️ ———————————————-

Which milestone is more difficult to achieve?

@mattvanswol 🌚🌚

🚨#BREAKING: Two “teens” have been arrested after they TERRORIZED A SHOPPING MALL in Myrtle Beach SC by riding a DIRT BIKE through it, plowing into a kiosk, and tried to run. They were only stopped after a janitor hit them with a MOP! WHERE ARE THESE KIDS PARENTS?!!!!!

@ClownWorld No. There is absolutely no law in the UK that prevents you from singing church or worship songs (such as hymns or gospel music) in public or outside of church grounds. Freedom of religion and expression protects your right to sing these songs anywhere on public streets.

Female cop in the UK tells a woman she’s not allowed to sing church songs outside of actual church grounds. She keeps repeating it, getting more worked up, while another officer stands by. “You are outside of church grounds… not allowed to sing church songs outside of church.” When did this become acceptable?

@KieraDiss Frogs 🐸 living there pond life

Checking in with the faces of Sadiq Khan’s Modern London. Drill ‘artist’ LIL SLIPZ is facing gangland backlash after footage emerged showing him and others filming a music video at the gravesites of alleged rivals. The group can be heard referring to themselves as “gravediggers” while another voice appears to suggest they were there to view their “handywork”. The video has sparked outrage amongst rival gangs. 🎥 TSB

@GreatBritishMC No he hasn’t at all - shit chat - he’s living his pond life 🐸

Drill rapper SJ was set to become one of the biggest stars in the UK scene until he was sentenced to 19 years behind bars for m*rder. Despite major setbacks to his career, he still releases music regularly and has reportedly made £150,000 from his prison cell 🤯

@Queenie_2312 You’d ov looked a lot rougher than that being captured by a different breed in a foreign countrys jail or wot ever terrain you was in- you’d clearly would see if he’d bin battered about a bit- you little irrelevant clout sniff - pathetic little doylem -

Katie Price’s husband has returned from his ordeal and with a new toupee. Oh those little shits aye Lee for slapping you about! Got us all worried! 🙃

@Mofoman360 @ClarksonsFarm1 @JeremyClarkson 🙌🏻 🖐🏻 ❤️♥️ 🤜🏻🤛🏻 🤝🏻 👍🏻

Raise your hand if you think Jeremy Clarkson is a absolute legend Get better soon Jezza ❤️❤️❤️❤️ @ClarksonsFarm1 @JeremyClarkson

@elenacute01 AI

A Baby Orangutan Tried to Help a Fallen Toddler, Then the Adult Orangutan Stepped In and Lifted Him Back to the Crowd.

@elenacute01 Ai

@MusicConnoisseu Pond life 🐸

A UK prison cell is going viral for looking like a university room 😭

@triffic_stuff_ The world loves you Jeremy - you are a asset to every life that knows or have watched you - you are a asset to the motoring world the engine world the vehicle world the farming world the whole world - ❤️♥️ - keep motoring on mate -you will get through this be strong 💪🏻 🤜🏻🤛🏻 - 🤝🏻

🚨HEARTBREAKING BOMBSHELL FROM DIDDLY SQUAT: JEREMY CLARKSON REVEALS HE HAS CANCER 😢 In the final two episodes of Clarkson’s Farm Season 5, Jeremy Clarkson shares some truly devastating personal news. Jeremy is in his office discussing the farm harvest with Charlie and Kaleb Cooper when he breaks off mid-sentence, leans back in his seat, and quietly reveals the devastating news: “I’ve got cancer.”​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ A stunned Kaleb asks where. Jeremy replies it’s not something he wants to detail publicly, but he’s known since May after a medical, followed by a biopsy. It’s aggressive but caught early. He hoped to finish the harvest before treatment, but it’s hitting right in the middle. Kaleb wipes away tears and says: "Look after yourself, you go and do…if you need anything just ring." Later, with the full team (including Lisa, Charlie and Gerald), he reflects on the tough year: starting with heart issues and ending with this. In the closing moments, we see him back in a hospital bed: “So we started season five with me in a hospital bed and we are at the end of season five and I’m back in a hospital bed. Some of the treatment has gone awry, let’s say, I'm going to be here for a little while. I'm nil by mouth, i dont know whats going to happen. If this is all successful I’ll see you for season six and if it isn’t I won’t. Take care everyone.” It’s an incredibly raw, emotional watch from a man who’s usually full of bluster and humour. Thoughts with you, Jezza. 💔 I’m sure you’ll pull through! 💪

@GreatBritishMC Wot a load of absolute bollix - no he hasn’t at all - he’s in the pond living that life 🐸

Rapper T Shotz, who is currently serving a life sentence for m*rder, has allegedly been offered a six-figure record deal after his prison-cell freestyles went viral 👀

@IfnBoxing @Carl_Froch @GypsyJohnFury_ @SauerlandBros Carl is a absolute boyo ❤️♥️ polite-respect-manners- morals - -goes a long way - 🥊

‼️“SIGN THE F*CKING CONTRACT OR STFU”‼️ Carl Froch is absolutely down to fight John Fury and sends a message to him 🥊👀 [@Carl_Froch | YT]

@MattWallace888 Trumps just being careful to not trod in the shit that comes from his mouth — 0 interests in him or wot he’s about - WLM WBLM WALM white British & American lives matter.

Pay attention to Trump’s body language with Keir Starmer 👀

@MusicConnoisseu Pond life 🐸

BURNER (37) HAS BEEN RECALLED 🔐

@BROKENBRITAIN0 Been passed round the industry and rallied like a old fiesta - a proper let down rent girl nowadays this 1 - 🖕🏻off -

🚨WATCH: Lilly Allen breaks down crying whilst speaking to illegal migrants in Calais. “I apologise on behalf of my country, I am sorry for what we put you through!” When we win, traitors like Lilly should be given the death penalty and then publicly executed 👍

@alanvibe Another last push at power - narrr - 🖕🏻not having any of his bollix - we don’t take orders from a absolute dictating vile vermin prolific predatory behaviour of a fool like you ..

Keir Starmer has gone full tilt He knows how unpopular he is. He wants his ‘legacy’ Forcing the entire nation of adults to digitally ID verify to participate , Spyware & facial scans 1984 writ large

@Samwalker_01 Its not about any of that- kitchens & marriages - its about how you conduct yourself while doing that - how to treat others and not to be a bully boy intimidation tactics doylem while it’s happening- mouse moves turn into rat moves - give no recognition to a slink snake -🖕🏻

Always going to get losers in life that hate .. #misfits #samwalkerliverpool #boxing #haters #X

@GreatBritishMC Gymskins a decent boyo ❤️♥️

Jordan McCann apologises to Gymskin after wrongly accusing him of messaging minors 🤨 “I’ve got a vicious mouth when I’m angry. Gymskin, I love ya”