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@LilithBlack25 Maize and beans?

Githeri inaitwa aje in English btw ?

@delaNumber1_fun @FanakaStudios Nah Australia are just better, even our try was against the run of play

@FanakaStudios Displine imetucost giving away silly penalties

Shujaa fall to Australia in the first game in Hong Kong. #SportPesaNaShujaa #RugbyKE

@izoh206 @kijana_misa That's why the f*** people pay taxes supposedly, to develop the commons aka public utilities. Not racketeering by " public servants" aka elected representatives.

@kijana_misa So is it the responsibility of an elected leader to connect electricity to his constituents. Talk to those Luos who live large in Nairobi yet no development at their rural homes.

Mnataka kusema in 1980 just at 29yo Orengo became Mp wa Ugenya constituency. Na even today najua ukienda the Ugenya where he comes from unaweza pata hata hakuna stima. Kusema tu ukweli hawa wazee ndo waliharibu kila kitu na kurudisha Kenya nyuma for decades walikisha matumbo zao. Today they will come back kujaribu kujifanya the way they support gen z movement lakini at first ndo walileta hizi shida zote.

@KyaloIntel This is true, rich kids without discipline can be irtesppnsible assholes if raised without discipline, but as someone who grew up far from poverty, I find the most classless, disrespectful assholes are "new money" mofos smh.

The woman alioshea watu nguo hadi mtoto ameingia KDF. You can see the guy is humble and disciplined. Shida utokea wakipata pesa,yenye hawajashika tangu wazaliwe. Salary 75k,uko ndani beer ni cheap. 4 years from now,unapata mtu ako na 10 girlfriends na anawalipia rent na kutuma 5k urgently kwa kila mmoja. Pombe nayo anakunywa daily. Saa hiyo mzazi ameshahaulika. Jamaa akiombwa pesa na mzazi anakasirika yet he can afford to finance the lifestyle of several women and go parting. Home hakuna hata nyumba,chakula pia hakuna. He will waste 20 years and by the time anashtuka, he is 50 years old. Many people who come from humble background wakishika pesa hubadilika hutajua ni wale watu walikuwa disciplined. Pesa reveals the true character of poor people.

@unitedtill90 ASAP

Be honest, if a club offered 40M for Diogo Dalot, should Manchester United cash out? 🤔

@QueenMancunian Honestly I still fuck with Rashford if he humbles himself.

If we are being honest, Rashford, Onana, Garnacho and Sancho has nothing to do with the Manchester United football club. Under no circumstances should the club allow them to play for us again They have disgraced us enough

@Shadaya_Knight Fr..get's boring fast though, then it doesn't, then it does again lol.

Your man's types if he had money, be grateful he is broke that's why you have a man

@ao_aran @CopShakurkihara Was going to say lol. Still a lot though...

@CopShakurkihara You need a whole lesson on UK taxation, agent fees and UK cost of living; then you'll review that figure.

Former Harambee stars Captain, Victor Wanyama,has announced his retirement from professional football. Wanyama used to earn Ksh 11 Million a week, making his salary Ksh 44 million a month. Wanyama spent 4 years at Tottenham. The total salary he received at Tottenham alone is more than Ksh 2.1 Billion Shillings.

@agbo_esq @luxemiaa Probably because those weren't his kids.

@luxemiaa So, if he did all these, why is he an ex?

This woman said: My ex set the bar really high. He planned dates, took me on trips, paid bills, invested in my business ideas, brought me flowers weekly, kept money in my pocket, cooked for me, planned staycations for me to have time to myself, helped with the kids, never yelled or called me out of my name, our conversations were always great. Never "wyd" type of convos. I can go on, but because of that, it's really hard for me to date. I run into a lot of bare minimum men and I just can't do it.

@Mastardcesh I said this would happen...was called a hater lol

BIG BLOW TO KENYA As CAF Says No Kenyan Stadium Can Meet 2027 AFCON Standards.

@falolaopeyemi3 @ManUtd He needs to leave the thots alone lol

Jadon Sancho turns 26 today! 🎈

@otokyo__ Unless she was raped, that is not a mistake smh.

@roxie_ug Tbf, you can study law without law school, just need to pass the bar exam and get legally registered, which he didn't...the other's idk how wtf?

Kenya is not a real place 🇰🇪😂 Here are 4 Kenyan Men who beat all odds against the System; 1. Fake Lawyer Brian Mwenda won 26 cases without stepping into any law school. 2. Ronald Melly, the fake doctor from Nandi County, performed eight successful operations at the Kapsabet County Referral Hospital before he was transferred to head Meteitei Sub-County hospital. He also never went to any medical school. 3. Fake KQ pilot who flew passengers for 8 years without a pilot's license 4. Fake police officer Joshua Waiganjo rose to the rank of assistant commissioner of police and worked for 10 years. He sacked and recruited police officers.

@Chizitere_xyz When my child was born I did a paternity test real quick, undercover before registering the birth cirtificate, if she wasn't mine, her and her mother would have searched for me the world over and not found me.

The absolute darkest secret of the family court system is how it handles paternity fraud. A man can discover through a DNA test that his partner lied to him for a decade about the biological father of his child. But instead of granting him justice for the ultimate emotional and financial betrayal, the state will routinely force him to keep paying child support. The system literally weaponizes his past love against him, deciding that a woman's financial comfort is more important than a man's right to his own life. It is state-sanctioned extortion disguised as the best interest of the child.

@HaYoMiDe_ Time travel, would love to know historical truth not narrative. Also can use it to make mad wealth.

Drink one

@ibrahimnupe @veekiebeen As a Ugandan(half) I advise you to be wary.

@veekiebeen I want to marry from Uganda

As a guy from Nigeria do you prefer marrying a white girl or you prefer ur Nigeria damsel? Be honest

@olanrewaju_ej @guzu_p It's actually not great, the sex is meh, blood, and awkwardness afterwards...my first girlfriend was a virgin and so was I, I was 20 she was 19...it gets better after though.

@guzu_p Bro, what I wanted to say was that. I’m sure it’s not only me in my 30s who still wanted to know how it feels to be with a virgin 🥹, even if she won’t end up marrying me. Let me just feel it.

• she's a single mother • a side chick to married men • in her 30s and passed her prime • was raised in a poor home • an inch away from menopause • a bed to bed midfielder With this her portfolio, she still has standards and believes she deserves a rich man who won't cheat on her. But you have a problem with me wanting a virgin from a financially stable home? May God punish you and your generation 🙏

@Matt_Pinner Politics, marriage,then legal, and corporate in that order....

What...?

@Indemosyd Stuff lol

Mention one word that she cannot pronounce well

@haywhyy09 Osimhen

Which of these attackers should get up for Harry Kane to sit? 🤔