Matrix takes

@RandyMarshonMD @IfindRetards Rent free.

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Just saw a great reel and it gave me some great wisdom I would like to share. The C students run the world The B students work for them The A students are the doctors Matrix is a B student Think I gotta drop em all to Cs and I’ll become rich.

How @Uncandem bouta be after taking belt tmrm

convince me if I’m wrong, not saying anyone could be a superstar, but if any person worked hard enough they could be a pro athlete. But it’s so hard to have the willingness to work that hard which makes it so hard. (I am sleep deprived and this may be some bullshit)

gimme a purple scar and Iran is in trouble

Fucking hell man. John tonje deserved to beat BYU.

@RandyMarshonMD Randy u r retarted the meme is implying that

@MatrixTakes U not getting in without breesh

Typa debut my new fake id is gonna put on at Monday’s tonight

@SirGeefalot @TigerWoods @PhilMickelson @TheMasters @PGATOUR @ForePlayPod I could give you a better life salami

Top Golf Announcer Calls OAT. Still working on it but feels solid, lmk if I missed any. Jim Nantz I love you. @TigerWoods @PhilMickelson @TheMasters @PGATOUR @ForePlayPod #HelloFriends

Not a good feeling when the girl you gw during welcome week freshman year comes back on the feed and she’s all of a sudden 300 pounds

Greg gard you need to leave

2nd half of race my mind by drake is just fucking euphoria man

Had a dream last night that I did molly at a hip hop hood dj rave. Rough one to wake up from to say the least

Got rained out, was 11 over through 7 holes

Thanks chase, now go fuck off and give me a better interest rate instead of calling me broke

@BigRedDoggy_ Worst handwriting I’ve ever seen

What did I miss?

First golf outing of the year today. If i can get one bogey I’ll leave the course satisfied. Come back in 3 hours for the update

Sometimes i just wonder what it feels like to see your team win a championship. Must be genuine euphoria

I just want to be a fighter tn. See yall on the front lines. Keep the viper in your hearts -🐍🐍

Miami vice, cabo bag dealer on beach try beating that