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@SportsnetSpec @spittinchiclets @BizNasty2point0 Were you born retarded or did it develop along the way

Funny, when the question leads to some friction, @spittinchiclets edits it down disingenuously and makes sure to includes the reporter's voice. When it goes well, they edit out the reporter and collect the clicks. @BizNasty2point0

@BFW @TBob53 E either

I had the Celtics cruising through the East. Now I don’t think they can win it at all.

I don’t know if I can remember a more surprising series result than Celtics/Sixers. Sixers were dead. Done. How the fuck did that happen?

@RearAdBsBlog you can suck my friends fat cock. (It’s small)

@danabeers Throw them away

I also just accidentally pissed all over said pants. This is a disaster

Button on my pants just broke. I’m so fat. Jayson Tatum’s out. Horrible start to game 7

@theblockspot You’re a glorified retard

The Dallas Stars were the 2nd best team in the Western Conference this season. In the 1st Round, they should’ve played the 7th best team in the West… the 92-point Ducks. Instead, they played the 3rd best team in the West… the 104-point Wild. And the Stars are now eliminated.

@OhioTate @StoolAfterDark How about add a stoolie to the mix? (Me)

Contestants: Mintzy Annika Rico Tommy Klemmer Doitche Spider Mikey Bets Dana Beers Katic Nate Meek Phil Ella Grif Megan Makin Money Connor Burns Hannah Montoya White Sox Dave Wonton Don Nicky Smokes Reed Blutman Dante (and anyone you convince to join before Monday) WHO WINS?

@Katiemoneygrabz If everyone’s pussy was as good as yours Kate the world would have an over population problem

Not me inviting the most insufferable men on twitter into my mentions like an IDIOT And on what should be a good day no less, where my pussy's microbiome got rated 100/100 by Bryan Johnson.

Candy crush, sure, but maybe also maternity leave policies being mostly trash (big companies like @Deloitte cutting it to 8 weeks?!) and postpartum care/healthcare being mostly trash and lack of support/stigma around needing help and daycare/living costs skyrocketing are part of it, too. And the world might be richer than its ever been, but for who?

@ChucklingChrly @YoungMantis2 ??

The mantis shrimp don't play. Meet the Mantis Shrimp: the ocean’s most colorful psychopath. Here is why you should be glad they aren't human-sized: The Fastest Punch: They strike with the speed of a .22 caliber bullet. Their punch is so fast it vaporizes the water around it, creating "cavitation bubbles" that produce light and heat. Hyper-Vision: While humans have 3 color-receptive cones, these guys have 16. They can see ultraviolet, infrared, and even polarized light. Glass Breakers: Large ones have been known to crack aquarium glass with a single hit. Ancient Warriors: They’ve been evolving their specialized weaponry for nearly 400 million years

@FBGreatMoments Gronkowski

Name a tight end nobody remembers who was actually elite.

@PerfectFitAR @BussinWTB @Saintjohnbutler Shut up you whiney little cunt

@BussinWTB Try coming up with your own posts and not copying off @Saintjohnbutler, who posted his 4 hours before you.

The dog had one mission 🤣🤣

@barstoolspringb What a thud

Ella has a message for the haters

@Jamesgrip138512 @OhioTate @rone Shut up you stupid bitch

Breaking News: I have received an insider scoop that Oona McCaughan is leaving Barstool Spring Break.

@LargeBarstool @AnneMcCarthy Get a room you two (and let me know which room so I can set a chair up in the corner)

@AnneMcCarthy You’re hotter… And you’re about to get “it”.

I’m sorry you had to find out like this, @AnneMcCarthy

@swishbows @OhioTate

@OhioTate Cannons

I have obtained exclusive footage of an audition tape to join the cast on Spring Break. This is Carolina, a Latina who is: - Single - Ready to Mingle - Looking to make friends AND enemies - Not going to “be a pussy” Please note, her friends call her “CaroLit” for a reason.

@MeganMakinMoney @OhioTate @StooliesClub Russini

@OhioTate @StooliesClub Finally realized who redacted is

Breaking News: We have picked up (redacted) from the hotel and are on the way to Widespread Panic. Mintzy was so excited to open the car door for (redacted) that he started a bit of a run.

@ErnieRenew88 @MeganMakinMoney @OhioTate @StooliesClub How’d this go 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MeganMakinMoney @OhioTate @StooliesClub @MeganMakinMoney so who is this "Redacted" lady? And if you're single... I'll shoot my shot and ask for a date with a South Carolina guy like my self and I'm way more considerate than Mintzy!! Haha never hurts to shoot a full court buzzer beater with no chance of scoring... 😂

@dodgers_burner @BrianHe23292148 No one cares

@BrianHe23292148 Common cold? One of my roommates from dental school died of Covid. He wasn’t even 50 years old. FOH with your attempt at rewriting history.

Five years ago, future hall of famer & all around good guy, Clayton Kershaw exposed irrelevant, attention-seeking, draft bust-loser, Jurickson Profar for being a cheater. At the time, no one could predict how far Profar would go to cheat the game we love.

@ChiRuxinBGO @crissy_froyd Shut up cuck

@crissy_froyd Never heard of you. Trying to piggyback? Also, why is Russini being dragged while Vrabel isn’t? Both were married. We sure love to slut shame in this world, while giving the men a free pass.

I’m sure you were told to submit this or that you’d get fired instead. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out. We know who you really are and what you’ve been up to for years. It does so much detriment to women in sports who have done things the right way.

@thehameez009 Imagine trolling on the river for some bluegill and you catch a fucking skinned tiger

Tung tung skin a tiger just to make a jacket, watch the hilarious scene

@Vicki82076201 This is the sweetest thing ever mama Walker.

This is it! This is the day I brought forth the Legend that is Brandon Walker into the world. Give him a shout out on his page for his birthday. Mama Walker loves the Big Baby.