Metropolitan Barstool

@rexstocks @rswarren27 @InternetH0F You are a retard

@rswarren27 @InternetH0F Ahah that’s an easy game to copy isn’t it? Easy if it only works one way and then you travel and cheap out…

Beef curtains or something idk im not a butcher

#MCWS @CWSOmaha that food got me fucked up

Night shift is a different breed honestly

Night shift shenanigans. Bouta buy it

Can’t tell if I’m sitting next to a dude or a chick. Bouta ask if it’s a push to start or if I can use their stick shift.

Just spent 200 bucks on a textbook just to find a pdf online for free wtf

@BarstoolUK WHAT HAPPENED?!?! YOU JUST GURGLED ON A&Ms BALLS💀💀💀🤯🥵🤭

@smidt_van97 I’m the best barstool there is

@MetroStool Why the hell isn’t there a metro barstool 🔥 cook tho

Pretty sure I saw a guy jerking it in a Wendy’s parking lot

I have a furry in my class and I’m very afraid of them. They have a tail and I wanna pull that shit so bad 😫

@ENHSBarstool @BadgersBarstool @SkuttBarstool Fuck chase loftin

@BadgersBarstool @SkuttBarstool unfortunately have to admit that you guys cooked on this one

A little late but thank you, from my favorite son. @SkuttBarstool

@Jaquaviontavus_ @Mikeygow2308 Fuckkkkk

@WillieStrokeit @Mikeygow2308 been blocked for at least two years lol

Yall remember @Mikeygow2308? The class of 2025 qb from bell east who went to Texas at something to play HS football. Just saw this shit and now he’s class of 2026 playing for Omaha north like wtf hang on the cleats young man.

BABY GRONK FLIPS TO THE CONFEDERACY!

❌ennington

@Coach_Wiz4 Love bug 🥰🥰🥰🥰

@mikethebeast50 Holy fuck I got 20 calls from them in one day I wanted to shoot myself

The worst thing I ever did during my recruiting, was pay hundreds for this 😭