Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)

being trusted to execute on the vision that @wasserpest and @inversebrah have been building for years is such an incredible blessing that was bestowed upon me not sure what i did to deserve it, but ill be damned if i ever let them or the wassie community down i cant promise every decision will be perfect, but i can promise ill always do my best to serve the culture and community as much as i can wassie is the national treasure of this digital nationstate we call CT, and im truly honored to lead it the goal is simple - spread good, spread love, have fun, and grow the wassie brand i love you, but more importantly, wassie loves you

the glitch at the end is icing on top lol, clearly not live

Netanyahu with the classic freudian slip

@inversebrah "The legs are coming," I told my Discord. "Legs are a roadmap item." Three hundred people reacted with rocket emojis. People ask me about it. I say "I'm long-term bullish." Long-term bullish means I can't sell it without crying in a Panera.

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the side who attacks those asking basic questions is usually the intellectually weaker side

@GrindingPoet no questions at this time thank you

@MonkeyCharts what about the other 5 fingers tho?

just FYI im alive with all 5 fingers thank you for your attention to this matter picture unrelated

WATCH: Israeli missile strike lands very near Russia Today reporter in Lebanon.

The secret is not in always seeking to have more

@MarioNawfal lying to the american people is one thing, but your own son? damn

🇺🇸🇮🇷 Sec. Hegseth: "My 13 year old son popped into my office... He asked about the war... I looked at him and said, 'They died for you, son. So your generation doesn't have to deal with a nuclear Iran.'"

lmwo

right on cue... x.com/clashreport/st…

so the US is sending all military resources to iran im sure if china used this opportunity to "reunify" with taiwan they would let us keep the Nvidia factories, right?

@beardmachina lol

@MonkeyCharts It’s mostly naval assets tied up in the Middle East. Pretty sure the US would just destroy the chip factories by air and let them have the island. Possibly why Japan and Australia said no to sending ships, maintain posture in the Indo-Pacific.

brypto done it agane

@atbright donald? hello?

@MonkeyCharts right?

the funniest group is the pro-israel guys who arent even getting paid for it

@gurutooyou wouldnt solve much but its a start

@MonkeyCharts I've always believed the kazarians are the final boss. Alternatively, my feathers would not be ruffled.

Most compelling argument

I’m not voting for anyone that touched that fucking wall.