Wonganiiii Harryyyy

My prayer to the Lord everyday is that He answers my momma's prayers 🙏🏾

@Hopemalopa @GodspeedMWI

Revised salaries for those in civil service

Someone told me this over the weekend: "Anthu amadana ndi munthu wozindikila." I swear this has changed my perspective on most things.

refusing to follow any whatsapp channels so my status updates remain vertical.

because men’s love is genuine

Neverrrrrrrrrr Everrrrrrrrrr underestimate how much of a blessing it is to have zero health problems and your mum still alive.

Bread and Avocado can make you accidentally eat 22 slices.

Mfana Oganiza Bho!

M.O.B

@whozesco Crazy asf dawg

colored crime is crazy ngl... wym beat his ahh and ran him over... i remember this one nigga got violated bout a bih by some colored folk... he lost some mental faculties now... anamuzula tindevu tikumela kumene😭

My last post about Claude pass was dope. Now let’s do a tech thread. My Malawian devs, what are you building? If your product is already online, I will be one of your new user/customer. Let’s see what you are building.

@HatsaVii @paychangu boss come get 22 inch Frameless Monitors for your new office. Muzatenga pa mtengo wa ulere +265994070808

@ChepesKalawa @hillscapital_ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@MostEffectualTC @hillscapital_ Aise mukufuna mutikwenye 10 pin pa Twitter man😂😂😂😂

We dare you to mention a 10/10 Malawian album.

@ChepesKalawa @hillscapital_ Ase

@hillscapital_ The Book of Eli

Just when you think vegetables don't have phones, onion rings.

Lero nde ndikufuna nditalezera osati sewera

In the history of workweeks that started on a Tuesday, this has been the longest

The only way to save money in Lilongwe is not being in Lilongwe.

Sucking titties be so awkward… she just lays there dead silent, probably thinking “yeah nigga, you my son now”😂

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