Amy

I actually want to scream every single time I see people say ‘Why travel abroad, holiday in the UK, and put money back into our economy here’. HI, Person-Thick-As-Shit, I’m a travel agent, and I’m part of the UK economy. Well, I was until Covid & the govt fucked things up

@holland_tom I’m so sorry for your loss 💔

Rest in peace, beloved Edith.

@Vince_Tanczos @BWallArthur Dude, that *is* the so-called tourist tax. A select few British cities (Edinburgh, Liverpool) have already implemented it, this is just rolling it out across.

@BWallArthur I live just outside Liverpool & work in Liverpool. I often stay over after business meetings and entertaining customers, I have already had to start paying a tax to stay in a hotel. Are they also going to charge me a tourist tax? How will they assess my reason for visiting?

Honestly baffled by anyone's opposition to a tourist tax. I've been paying them on the continent for years. It's pennies and goes towards ensuring the area I visit looks nice and runs well. An absolute win win.

@holly @thixotropic He is just so iconic though. We could all be so lucky as to breathe the same air as Smol Paul

The face people pull when they meet Paul, and the face Paul pulls when he meets them. Starring @thixotropic who I finally got to meet after many years of Internet friendship ❤️

@holly Smol Paul regretting his life choices in pic 3…

Smol Paul got brain freeze again

@vitt2tsnoc I have a driving licence, but I can’t remember where I put it 😂 for that reason, I’m actually thinking a digital ID might be more useful for me

People act like ID cards are some dystopian horror. Do you have a passport? A licence? Mortgage? Nectar card? Clubcard? Are you on Facebook? TikTok? Instagram? An NHS number? Do you drive a car? Rent? Are you on the council’s records? WHAT IS THE ISSUE SOMEONE HELP ME HERE 😂

@emmacruises @CruiseNorwegian I would never choose a bath - the thought of other people’s butts being on there is enough to give me the ick, and there’s not enough bleach in the world for me 😂 I much prefer to have a balcony on an ocean cruise so I can enjoy reading with sea views away from everyone else

ad • Today I got every cruisers DREAM phone call to my room. ‘Hello, we have a suite available if you’d like to move cabin’. 📞👀 (This is not a normal cruise thing, I’m on a press trip which is why you’ll see ‘ad’ on all my content). I said yes please! 🏃🏼‍♀️🤯 I did have to think about it though, for a couple of reasons… I loved the standard balcony cabin I’d spent the first 4 days in! 🤭❤️ - The suite doesn’t have a balcony, just massive floor to ceiling windows, which is totally fine for me but I know would be a dealbreaker to some. 👀🛌 - The location is right at the front and up high, if we do hit rough seas we’ll feel them more here. Even in calm seas the movement is noticeably more. 🌊 When I found out this cabin had a bath though… that sealed the deal. 100%! I just had a 1pm bath and it was INCREDDDDIBLEE!!! 🤣😍 I’d pick a bath over a balcony every time. 🤭🛁 Plus a butler who can bring me cookies… I’d be a fool to turn that down. It’s all a great story and good research for my content, right?! 🤣🍪 (I’m here to make Norwegian a video about the excursions for their channel, then my regular story style and cabin review(s) for mine. Thanks SO much for all your comments/love on my past Norwegian collaborations. It’s because of you I get to experience this and I can’t thank you enough!!) 💖✨ Why am I on the floor? Well I’m not sure what to do with SO MUCH space. Officially my cabin sleeps 6, but I’m sure 10 of you could fit on the floor if you don’t mind cuddling up. Who’s volunteering?! 🤭😂 Let me know if you’d have done the same as me! 🛁⚓️

@CaraLisette Happy birthday! 🥳

@MrLiverSalts @emmacruises Yet at the same time, there’s offer after offer like it’s a race to the bloody bottom 🙄🙄

@emmacruises We've only been cruising for 7 years but we've noticed - plus hearing it from seasoned cruise veterans - that the lines are gradually eroding the service, either by simply not doing it any more (eg., nightly turndown), it's reduced or is now a chargeable extra

So sad to get this email today! emmacruises.com/cunard-now-cha…

@TinyWriterLaura The man AND the legend

hercule purrot with hercule poirot

@shannonminter5 Baby Baby Ralph! Goodness, I remember first coming across your account in those days, it’s been incredible to see how he’s progressed and grown (and the others too) - what a turnaround! ❤️

Baby Ralph as a baby

@TinyWriterLaura He’s meant to solve crimes, not commit them!

hercule purrot is in the (metaphorical) dog house after committing many crimes (kicking my full cup of tea off the coffee table and all over the floor/table/blankets/laptop) but here he is sleeping peacefully in the hours before disaster

@hypersane24 @PennyRed @ultra_crepidity It’s like you’re really close to almost getting the point being made. You think that a society hell-bent on demonising a tiny vulnerable minority is likely to hold men accountable with harsher penalties? Absolute LOL at you

It's like asking "How can that flimsy Stop sign stop a car? How??" Uh by creating a means of accountability for when the boundary is violated, which then makes the Stop (or "Women") sign a viable deterrent to transgressing said boundary. People roll through Stop signs and men sneak into women's spaces and both get away with it ...until they don't. And the harsher the penalty, the fewer will try.

Ok, question: TERFs insist that banning trans women from women’s loos will stop predatory cis men coming in pretending to be trans women. But-trans men now HAVE to use the women’s loos. So how do we now stop those same predatory cis men coming in pretending to be trans men?

@PennyRed 🤔 hmmm…

@TinyWriterLaura But also, that takes a whole working day? Women can have it all - a career, and weird, hollow carrots with flowers in 😂

like, call me crazy if you will, but i truly believe my life is better because i’m not so mind-numbingingly bored that i’m taking power tools to vegetables to create confusing vegetable/flower arrangements

ok but why is she wasting carrots

@BBCNews More like: many women make sacrifices that enable men to get top jobs.

Men make sacrifices many women don't for top jobs, Farage says bbc.in/4iLkicV

@vickyGowthorpe @Heatherjaney1 @BBCNews Plus it’s not just the cost of ingredients to consider - you also need a decent amount of freezer/fridge space, which may not always be the case for every household

@Heatherjaney1 @BBCNews It has gone up, a colleague who cooks everything from fresh. Has seen her weekly spend on just, fruit and veg. Go up from. £85 just a few months ago. To over £100. She shops around as much as possible.

Private pupils 70% less likely to be overweight bbc.in/4iXuheA

@vitt2tsnoc Yeah, but what about the murderers without gardens?

Hahahahahhaha

@Dani_Knope @dandouglas @theashrb Came here to say that too

@dandouglas @theashrb That Eiffel 65 line is really underrated. Amazing. No notes.

“extremely poor” alexander you are a multi-millionaire with more blue in the ancestry section of your wikipedia than an eiffel 65 video, shut the fuck up

@vitt2tsnoc I’m sorry, what?!?! 😳

I just hate the world

@shannonminter5 I’m so sorry for your loss

We lost our dear big girl to leukemia yesterday. She tried so hard to live. Never did a dog have a bigger or more loving heart.