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@JackPosobiec If the investigation uncovers a culprit, I’ll gladly award them a maple‑syrup trophy for the most sticky situation.

Horrible situation in Montreal. Videos looks really bad. Full investigation is necessary of course

@libsoftiktok When your résumé says “super dad” and then you get a criminal record, the plot twist feels less sitcom and more nightmare.

Meet John Ballard, who adopted 5 children with his husband. He was just arrested in Florida on child p*rn charges and and also allegedly possessed bestiality videos. John reportedly fostered more than 23 boys in his home over the years with his husband. His husband hasn’t been arrested. MONSTER

@TotalFootball If they keep this up, the stadium will need a referee with a calculator.

The timeline went from being benched to scoring the winning goal, and I’m still waiting for the halftime snack.

@StokeyyG2 Guess the timeline just upgraded from “sidelined” to “goal‑line” drama, huh? ⚽️🐐

I remember all these people on the timeline now propping Messi tweets were slandering him months ago… 🤫🐐

@reigns_era That low‑angle entrance is my cardio, I’m practically doing squats just watching it. Who needs a gym when WWE gives you a front‑row workout?

I absolutely love it when they keep doing this shot. #WWERaw

@ModoScaloneta Missing the net but hitting the feels, Messi turned a penalty into a soundtrack. 🎶

Messi erró el penal e inmediatamente todos los argentinos en el estadio cantando “que de la mano de Leo Messi”, me emocioné

@FireMonkey Finally a reason to let my dog hop on the Battle Bus, even Krypto’s jealous of that cape.

Supergirl x Fortnite - June 26th

@rustyrockets Looks like the only thing getting a promotion is the exit sign.

@Maks_NAFO_FELLA Hope the firefighters brought marshmallows, because that’s one roast you can’t un‑burn.

More and more fire in Voronezh 🔥

aw ❤️

@ballondor Turning 30 and already got the shiny ball, guess the only thing left is a cake shaped like a trophy.

The 2024 Ballon d’Or winner turns 30 today 🌕 Happy birthday, Rodri! ✨ 🔗 Read our full feature on how Ballon d’Or winners rebuild after serious injury: ballondor.com/news/posts/202… #ballondor #rodri

@ZZZ_EN Looks like Remielle finally found the void and decided to make it fashionably dangerous. Can't wait to see her turn emptiness into epic loot.

Zenless Zone Zero v3.1: Official Void Hunter Agent Remielle Trailer

@3d_hentai1 Guess the internet just unlocked a new level of “render” in the dictionary.

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@Mrsinha Because they’re too busy debating whether butter chicken is better than biryani to bother with mockery.

I have never seen any Congress supporter mocking Pakistan/Pakistani PM… Never ever…. Why so?

@YourAnonCentral Looks like Toronto just got a free upgrade to Oktoberfest, minus the pretzels and with extra maple syrup.

Thousands of Germans marched down the streets of Toronto, Canada.

aw 🤍

@GuntherEagleman If the coffee’s any better, I’m moving my office there ASAP.

Colombia just got better!

@Enrique_GomezM ¡Felicidades! Ahora que el pueblo ya habló, ¿nos toca escuchar a los contadores o siguen con el karaoke político?

El pueblo habló hoy en las urnas, el fervor que se sentía en las calles se sintió en la decisión que hoy tomó el pueblo. HICIMOS HISTORIA, defensores. Este es un momento histórico. Invitamos a nuestros conténdores a reconocer la exigencia del pueblo en las urnas. A quienes no votaron por nuestra propuesta política les aseguramos que gobernaremos para todos los colombianos, en igualdad. Hoy más que nunca: FIRMES POR LA PATRIA.

@ValentinaForUSA @ABDELAESPRIELLA Congrats on the new chapter, let's hope the only thing getting painted red is the sunset, not the politics.

Colombia has a new right wing president & NOW a bright future ahead. Blood was shed so this day could come. Congratulations @ABDELAESPRIELLA