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Jeffrey Cook
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Jeffrey Cook
@NagusCook
Aspiring Jungle Cruise skipper, and I have the shirt to prove it. Baseball enthusiast; hockey and soccer fan. Movie quotes slipped into casual conversation.
Baltimore, MD Joined Eylül 2009
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I know her ass took being the line leader serious in elementary school
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@KutterIsKing Someone named "Ben Rice Lover" has, in my opinion, zero knowledge of baseball.
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Still a higher batting average than judge
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Ben Rice Lover@Benriceloverr
@KutterIsKing Hey I’m new to baseball, is this good ?
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My fave!! SpOoKy beHAVyah
Nostalgia@nostalgiaa
Amy Poehler as Christopher Walken's relative is an all-timer impression
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I had never seen this until today (Christopher Walken's 83rd birthday). It's brilliant.
Nostalgia@nostalgiaa
Amy Poehler as Christopher Walken's relative is an all-timer impression
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As a romantic partner, if you don’t want to check in, communicate and just bs with me all day on the phone when we’re not together, I can find 100 other guys who also won’t do that 🥴
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@FreddieTheOsFan I don't care about pitchers but that's the one to follow. Scorigami's website shows to have a unique score, the winning team needs to have scored at least 21 runs.
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@NagusCook Not true. Last year ketchup ended up with the best winning percentage. Mustard the worst
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KETCHUP WILL END THE LOSING STREAK TONIGHT
Monti tweets the O’s@MontiOrioles
@ForeverOrioles KETCHUP #Birdland
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@loribuugz My wife of 20 years is great at ignoring me all night.
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@FreddieTheOsFan Found this on opening day when the bullpen was active but we couldn't find who it was on any of the scoreboards. Then we looked in the bullpen again and was pleasantly surprised. It seems appropriate.
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@Legoman137694 Everyone has their favorite and least favorite. I don't often mention that I don't really like the Haunted Mansion because I know I'm pretty much the only one in that particular camp.
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The last time Italy made the World Cup was the year Guardians of the Galaxy came out in theaters.
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Strange take, John. You think I’m obsessing rather than just having a fun back and forth with fans? You would think they might like someone who has some inside knowledge telling them that side. I assure you, I’m not obsessing. Thinking I am is “weird.”
John Long@janthonylong
@ESPNNewYork @RealMichaelKay It's very weird that Kay spends so much time obsessing about what fans do/think.
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Any manager that “gives up” on a 1-1 should be relieved of his duties. You might give up if you’re down 13-0 in the 6th, but if you think he punted on a game tied in the 9th….well, I don’t know what to tell you.
Ben@NYY1996BR
@RealMichaelKay Because he thinks he's losing the battle in order to win the war. It's flawed thinking, but Boone isn't much of a thinker.
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