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Narrative Combat
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Narrative Combat
@NarrativeCMB
Combat Sports Commentary
Dallas, TX Joined Şubat 2025
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@lilmoemusic @iamyesyouareno Do you say the same about crime statistics?? lmfao 😂
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“Why do we have food deserts? Why does everything get locked behind plexiglass in our neighborhood? Must be systemic racism!”
Meanwhile:
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@ChickenKingMMA Meanwhile the HW looks like a foot shorter 😂
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@ChampFiggy Why are you even listing Charles? Ilia put him on a T-Shirt within a round, dagi glazers are so inbred and retarded lmao 😂
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Added the Pereira low kick to the arsenal
What should we add next? ⬇️
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@TapTheCasuals @realkevink This is such a retarded take lmfao, Dana has better things to do than worry about busting a bum out of prison. D-Rod is lucky he still has a UFC job, many organizations would fire a person for less.
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@realkevink This is what happens when the UFC President is busy going on Streams and PowerSlap rather than looking out for his fighters.
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@ColdChipotleWa If you compare this to Zellhuber’s last two, I think he’s gotten worse despite only being ~26. Don’t know how to explain it, but in my mind he’s been getting worse in each fight from Ribovics -> Johnson -> Green. He even changed coaches last fight and looked worse than ever.
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Is it bad that Ribovics had a very competitive scrap with Zellhuber?
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@SmackdownLayer @NarrativeCMB What you posted doesn't disprove what I wrote, only that Jones peaked younger than GSP.
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You’d never see this happen to Jon Jones
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19 years ago, one of the biggest upsets in MMA history
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@thelastofblond I would love to see Jiri take an IQ test ngl 😂
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Bro ain’t got no reason to be doing this 😭
Dovy🔌@DovySimuMMA
Jiri Prochazka casually putting his hand on top of a bunch of fire ants 🐜
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@Jaidencablee You’re just underfunded, more of an industry sprout at this point.
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Would an industry plant have nose bleed tickets to UFC 327? 🤣
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@ChickenKingMMA I don’t even know if this is worthy of a misfits prelim tbh 😂
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Kreepy Kev vs Industry Plant Jaiden
Who wins?
Kev by spinning back kick imo
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@Home_of_Fight If DJ was a bigger guy he definitely could’ve managed in a higher weight class
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😅 Khamzat Chimaev gets overwhelmed by Demetrious Johnson's speed and volume so he just pushes him.
🎥 Santo Studio
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@Drakedunes Tamir Rice didn’t shoot at the cops and was murdered.
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Not the right word.
It’s not my favourite car that I own, but it’s a great daily, and it makes me smile.
If it were food it would be a burger.
If it music it would be country.
If it were a woman it would a buttaface who my mother loves, Martha Stewart in the kitchen and an absolute slut in the bedroom.
But I’d still marry a different car.
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@Big_Tee1011 @LASHYBILLS Justifying abuse by making up an evil backstory for a helplessly sick senior citizen. You’re a legit POS, hopefully you’re lucky enough to not get abused when you become old and helpless. No one will shed a tear either way.
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@LASHYBILLS What type of man was he before he got sick? This just may be his karma 🤷🏾♀️
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A man attempts to return his elderly neighbor, who is wearing only a shirt and a soaked diaper, to his home…only to have the caretaker force him to walk in the opposite direction.
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You MUST keep 1 the rest have to Go
Who are you keeping?
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This guy is just stopping Bon Gamin from getting his rightful belt 🇫🇷
ACD MMA@acdmma_
🚨 Tom Aspinall confirms that he STILL hasn’t been cleared by his doctors for contact sparring He has now been out of action for close to 6 months
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