Ex-Tweep

Still waiting for the right moment to drink my #fledglingwine

Ok, I've had my fill on schadenfreude, @twitter, time to go kick some ass.

Hey @NormalTweepGuy, let's get lunch this week. Mind if I bring some of my new coworkers? Oh, yeah, so happy at my new job. You looking?

Hey did you guys see that re/code article?

ProTip: You can still get @learnontheloo from learnontheloo.com

My jobs and my romances always feel so exciting at the infatuation stage, compared to my previous one, where I'd learned all the flaws.

.@mergeconflict is way better at this Ex-Tweep thing than me. twitter.com/mergeconflict/…

@posco @twitter @avibryant Aww, I'm not on that list. Is it because I asked about my scalding stack traces too many times?

OMG stop changing the product! We NEVER changed anything at twitter when I worked there, and if we did it was for the better.

@BuoyantIO Haha... it wasn't me!

No meeting Thursday! #staycation #funemployment

I've got my finger on the pulse of the tech investment sector! So vindicated that I sold my $TWTR stock before today's arbitrary drop.

.@niccaluim Yep, Twitter's just not as fun to work at without the constant outages and the monorail.

Haha what do I do with all these old tee shirts!?

Gotta adjust to finding my own lunch. #foodisexpensive

.@Nace Sorry I don't work at Twitter anymore.

This slack channel is awesome!

Swiped a Nalgene and a stroopwafel on the way out! #cantfireme

Hey we're doing drinks at Oddjob at 3pm, because I can drink at 3pm now and you probably shouldn't.

Turning in my badge and gun! This has been the best experience in my career, which is why I need to leave it.