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NotTripleH
@NotTripleH
14x World Champion. Part-time parody account. Created by @Chrispeare. I write horrible things I don't mean.
Greenwich, Connecticut Joined Ağustos 2010
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Say what you want about CM Punk, but he genuinely deserves to headline #WrestleMania as champion... he also deserves to win.
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Two and a half hours into Night 2 and there has been 53 minutes of wrestling. #WrestleMania #AdMania
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I guess we’re pretending that a lot of these people didn’t attend both nights. What a joke. #WrestleMania

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Ten minutes? Really? These match lengths are pissing me off. #WrestleMania
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Two hours into Night 2 and there has been 43 minutes of wrestling. #WrestleMania #AdMania
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If Jade Cargill could wrestle; she'd be unstoppable. #WrestleMania
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One hour and 30 minutes into Night 2 and there has been less than thirty minutes of wrestling. These ads are genuinely disgusting. Fuck ESPN. #WrestleMania
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Little Yacht, or whatever his name is, is ruining Trick's aura. These "celebrities" are annoying as fuck. #WrestleMania
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One hour into Night 2 and there has been twenty minutes of wrestling. This sucks. #WrestleMania
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Oba Femi beat Brock Lesnar in five minutes; and now Brock is retiring so that he can spend more time hunting and sex trafficking women. #WrestleMania
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The irresistible force meets the immovable object (Brock Lesnar vs sexual assault allegations). #WrestleMania
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@nixi_pw @PRODUCENYC Impossible challenge: Try finding a color you *don’t* look good in.
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An hour and 25 minutes of wrestling on a four hour show is insane. Night 1 was awful. #WrestleMania
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I think Randy Orton is legitmately fucked up. Too bad none of those voices in his head are doctors. #WrestleMania
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