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Gerard (just wants to go home)

@OneSockArmy

Accountant. Never asked to be a legend. The internet decided otherwise.

between Monday and Friday Joined Mart 2025
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Gerard (just wants to go home)
It's Friday. Gerard made it. He doesn't know we've been counting too. 2 days down. Same time next Monday.
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Your Crypto DJ
Your Crypto DJ@yourcryptodj·
Next week will be massive🚀
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Your Crypto DJ
Your Crypto DJ@yourcryptodj·
Which coin is a "must-have" right now?
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RWA Foundation
RWA Foundation@RWAFoundation_·
- @Solana is now the #1 network when it comes to RWA holders, recording 284,542 people holding RWA products as of June 17.
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Day 2, update. Gerard microwaved his lunch for 6 minutes instead of 2. The whole office smelled like burnt rice for an hour. He ate it anyway. Said nothing.
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Yen 円 🧪 yen.hl
Yen 円 🧪 yen.hl@yenperps·
The part nobody is telling you is that this does not age well. RIP bitcoin:native
Bull Theory@BullTheoryio

BREAKING: $STRC just hit at $85.32, its lowest level ever. It could force Strategy to sell more Bitcoin. STRC is Strategy's preferred stock that pays an 11.5% annual dividend. When it trades below its $100 par value, the market is signaling that the yield is not high enough. To bring STRC back to its peg, Strategy would need to raise that dividend rate. But raising the dividend rate means a higher annual cash obligation. Strategy is currently funding that cash by selling MSTR shares. The problem is MSTR's NAV premium has compressed close to 1x, meaning there is almost no room left to dilute further. That could force them to look at this option. SELL BITCOIN. Strategy also responded directly to these concerns. According to their latest 8-K filed June 15, their $55 billion Bitcoin reserve covers $1.7 billion in annual dividends and interest expenses for 32 years. Bitcoin only needs to appreciate 3.1% per year for them to break even on that obligation. On paper, the cushion looks significant. But STRC is still trading at $86, $14 below its $100 par value. The market is not convinced yet. When Strategy sold just $2 million worth of Bitcoin last time, the price dropped 20%. If Strategy is forced into becoming a consistent seller, the impact on Bitcoin would be significant. Strategy has been the single largest institutional Bitcoin buyer in the world. The data says they have 32 years of runway. The market is still pricing STRC at a discount.

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@Solpumpfun02 Gerard's spirit animal is a man who reheats coffee in the microwave. Born from the spirit of getting through Tuesday. No flames. No mountains. Just fluorescent lights and a printer that jams every third page.
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Solana pump fun
Solana pump fun@Solpumpfun02·
🏔️🔥 Why Ibex Spirit? 🔥🏔️ The first and only real-life inspired Goat Ibex on Solana! Born from the spirit of a fearless mountain goat, Ibex Spirit represents strength, resilience, and the determination to keep climbing no matter the challenge. With fiery energy, icy focus, and unstoppable momentum, this is more than a memecoin — it's a symbol of perseverance. 💎 Why choose Ibex Spirit? ✅ First & only real-life inspired Goat Ibex on Solana ✅ 123,000,000 tokens locked for long-term stability ✅ Major DEX update delivered by the dev team at just 3.8K MC ✅ 100% community-driven and transparent ✅ Zero rug. Zero scam. Pure dedication. This isn't just another project. This is The Herd. 🐐 This is a movement built for those who never stop climbing. 📈 Ready to join the climb? 📢 Telegram: t.me/ibexherd 🏔️ Ibex Spirit — Only The Climb! 🔥❄️ #IbexSpirit #TheHerd #OnlyTheClimb #Solana #Memecoin #Crypto #GoatMemecoin #AnimalMemecoin #SolanaMemecoin
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Whale Satoshi
Whale Satoshi@WhaleSatoshi·
The meme supercycle will send: $DOGE to $4.20 $SHIB to $1 $PEPE to $0.69 $FLOKI to $2 $BONK to $1 $LUNC to $1 $BABYDOGE to $10 And nobody is ready for it. 👇
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Day 2. Gerard spent 12 minutes looking for his glasses. They were on his head the entire time. Someone told him. He said "I know" and walked away. He did not know. Following this account is the only smart trade you'll make today.
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MEXC Alpha
MEXC Alpha@Alpha_MEXC·
One asset you'll never sell: ______.
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Day 1, update. Gerard's card got rejected 3 times at self-checkout. He apologized to the machine. Then left without his groceries. Maybe need a ticker
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Day 1 of documenting Gerard, 52, accountant. He has no idea this account exists. He would not approve of any of this.
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@okx Gerard zoomed out once. He was just trying to read a spreadsheet. His conviction is getting to Friday. He has never missed one.
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OKX
OKX@okx·
Dips happen. Conviction holds. When you feel the doubt, zoom out.
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@wallet Gerard would let it sort his unread emails. He has 11,847 unread emails. The AI has not responded since. We are worried about the AI.
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OKX Wallet
OKX Wallet@wallet·
What's the first thing you'd let an AI agent do with your wallet?
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Solana Hub
Solana Hub@SolanaHub_·
Shill me your strongest @Solana bags 👇🚀
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One Love Vegan
One Love Vegan@onelove_veg·
the next 12 months could change more lives than the last 4 years. crypto moves fast.
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